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#1
On Saturday night, it was our years prom night. I went to the after party and everything was going good then, I got a spare metal meam that supports a tent, (We were camping outside for the night) and put it in the bonfire to try and make a harpoon, andc I was playing javelnin on my own, then threw it to the tents and it pearced the tent and hit a girl in the head, and she was bleeding everywere and she needed stitches....so I ran away. Now her pearents want to talk to me and I dunno what to do.
#3
So you made a harpoon...that actually works?

I'd say just go and talk to them and take what comes with it
#4
your a dickhead mate
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#7
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So you made a harpoon...that actually works?

I'd say just go and talk to them and take what comes with it


It was a spear like similar to a spearmans on in one of those games.
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It was a spear like similar to a spearmans on in one of those games.

Cool.
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#12
youre pretty f*cked, how intoxicated were you when this happened
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It was a spear like similar to a spearmans on in one of those games.


Well you speared a girl
i'd be pretty pissed if i got that in my head
in all honesty just go and talk to the parents
#14
Settle the issue with the parents unless you want to be arrested.
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#16
tell her parents to meet you somewhere and hide in a bush nearby and when they get there throw harpoons at them too that'll take care of the problem
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I thought it would just bounce straight back.


Oh come one..its a pointy metal object meeting tent material....
#19
ask her for your damn harpoon back. obviously it worked well. its a keeper
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#20
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youre pretty f*cked, how intoxicated were you when this happened



I wasn't at the time it was about 6am the next mornign when most people were sleeping. I just thought it would bounce back it wasnt even that sharp.
#21
how seriously was she hurt??? only just stitches? if she was concussed and cant remember you could hell make some story up ...
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#23
No she wasnt concussed or anythign she was just bleeding abit I didnt see much i retreated and then escaped. SHould I tell her parents that she threw it at me first?
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No she wasnt concussed or anythign she was just bleeding abit I didnt see much i retreated and then escaped. SHould I tell her parents that she threw it at me first?

- yes, that sounds like a great plan
#25
Threadstarter.... Metal object + Tent = Hilarious consequences when her parents hand you your ass back on a plate with relish and extra salad.

What were you thinking!? I suggest you talk to them and explain yourself. There is no way out of it. You messed up bad. Seriously now, why would any right minded person throw a metal object at a tent hoping it would bounce off? You're lucky she didnt die dude.
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#26
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how seriously was she hurt??? only just stitches? if she was concussed and cant remember you could hell make some story up ...


ONLY just stitches?
2 week's ago i tripped over in a back garden and on my way down caught my head on one of those garden light pole things
Pint+ of blood lost, 16 stitches [and then 9 more a week later] along a five and a half inch gash in the back of my head and i was very lucky

Pointy metal object + neck/temple = dead =[

@ the plan
#27
no dont make **** up
just own up to it and talk to her parents
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#28
this is funnier than most threads that are actually meant to be funny.
I'd start to make up for it by removing your harpoon from her head, gently.
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I wasn't at the time it was about 6am the next mornign when most people were sleeping. I just thought it would bounce back it wasnt even that sharp.



you sir, have the intellegence of a five year old


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No she wasnt concussed or anythign she was just bleeding abit I didnt see much i retreated and then escaped. SHould I tell her parents that she threw it at me first?

NO! That's the stupidest thing you could do. Just tell the truth. Yes, you'll more than likely get in huge trouble, but in all honesty you deserve it. You did something stupid, now you need to learn from your mistake. Don't try to get out of it.

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#33
Im 15 and his actions make me embaressed to be a teenager. He was obviously trying to be tough and funny in front of his friends, and now he is too immature to take responsibility for his own idiotic actions.

Grow up mate.
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#34
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How the hell do you not know what to do? are you just gonna say "Nope, you can't talk to me, NOPE NOOOOO!! STAY AWAY"??


that's what I'd do. but then again I'm good at the distraction penis technique.

TS come on really you throw a (slightly) sharpened metal object at some fabric. how the hell could it not go through. Even if it didn't pierce the tent, it'd probably still injure someone inside.

Just talk to them, things are only gonna get worse if you don't.
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#38
so let me get this straight.

you threw a harpoon...at sleeping people....and are too immature to take responsibility?


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Im 15 and his actions make me embaressed to be a teenager. He was obviously trying to be tough and funny in front of his friends, and now he is too immature to take responsibility for his own idiotic actions.

Grow up mate.



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