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#1
my brother has just been into my room and sprayed a whole can of lynx! my room stinks of the stufff and all my things smell of it including my guitar! i really hate the smell of lynx it makes me wanna puke and my room stinks of boys(im a girl) so anyone got any good ways of getting revenge? any ideas welcome
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#3
Oh no, not another revenge thread...
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Oh no, not another revenge thread...



oops has there been loads before?
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#5
umm... u cant exist, theres no girls on the internets...


whats lynx?
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#6
That's right. There's NO girls on the internet god damnit.

You're a 40 year old man who wants to touch me.
#7
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oops has there been loads before?


Some, but about different things. It's okay to make them I guess, I just don't like the idea of revenge.
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#8
burn his favorite t-shirt... lol!
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#9
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umm... u cant exist, theres no girls on the internets...


whats lynx?

Lynx is a deodorant, I think it may have different names in different places. Axe, maybe?
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#10
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umm... u cant exist, theres no girls on the internets...


whats lynx?



lol well i do exist! lynx is just like really stong boys deoderant
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#11
yeah ive heard of axe, tag, rgx, old spice and a few others but nvr heard of lynx
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<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#12
take a **** in a paper bag and put it in his vent or somewhere he wont find for awhile.
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#14
He sprayed a WHOLE can? Jeez, you're either stupid or unable to wrestle a can out of someone's hand. It would take quite a while to empty a can, unless he just burst it.
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#15
spray his room full of girls perfume
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He sprayed a WHOLE can? Jeez, you're either stupid or unable to wrestle a can out of someone's hand. It would take quite a while to empty a can, unless he just burst it.



lol i wasnt in the room i had no idea until i went upstairs and he was just finished
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#17
ah, damn british body spray >=( lol
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#18
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spray his room full of girls perfume



i dont wanna waste it lol
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#19
Place your bottom on his pillow, spread your cheeks as wide as you can, then let out the biggest fart known to mankind. That ought to annoy him.
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#20
if its an aerosol can of deoderant, light it in his room. while hes in there. and watch the fireworks ensue. lol pyromania
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#21
piss on his face. use a funnel + tube if necessary.
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#22
Can of cheap foul smelling girls body spray.
Open wardrobe door slightly, just enough to fit our arm in so your body remains away from the wardrobe

SPRAY AWAY

or just slowly, bit by bit, take his clean laundry and stash it somewhere. Eventually he'll have no clothes left and wonder where the **** they all went.
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#23
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Can of cheap foul smelling girls body spray.
Open wardrobe door slightly, just enough to fit our arm in so your body remains away from the wardrobe

SPRAY AWAY

or just slowly, bit by bit, take his clean laundry and stash it somewhere. Eventually he'll have no clothes left and wonder where the **** they all went.


he doesnt really change his cloths much so that would take ages
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#24
Put a spider in his shoes. Or just some plain old shit. Or maybe some leftover food. Dunno, take your pick.
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#25
Paint his face while he sleeps...


With your menstrual blood.
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#26
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he doesnt really change his cloths much so that would take ages

Just steal clothes from his wardrobe then. He won't realise for a while, but when he does.
Or put itching powder in the clothes he takes off to wear the next day, then cover the rest of his clothes in his wardrobe in itching powder.
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#28
On a SERIOUS note, tell all the girls at school he has a tiny dick, and he whacks off to gay pron.....
#29
eat his children then smother him in dead babies
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#30
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eat his children then smother him in dead babies

If she eats them how will the smothering happen?
#31
i didnt say his dead babies
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#32
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Paint his face while he sleeps...


With your menstrual blood.



nice!! hahah


put poo above his pillow
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#35
Masturbate in his bed and smear it in body juices. When he goes to bed enter his room and tell him that you did it. He won't sleep there for a whileXD Ooooor just listen to XMetallica73X said
#36
Alright well since murder is out of the question...

I think a bit of cream cheese behind the radiator would go down well.

I think it probably smells worse than lynx given a few days... providing he doesn't find it.

Good luck!
#37
God damn, you guys have respect for girls. I'm sure she doesn't appreciate anything you guys are saying about her.

If she doesn't care.....wow. That would be shocking.
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Alter Bridge, maybe?
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#38
Masturbate and/or piss then wipe your vagina dry onto his pillow. Then take a dump in his bed.
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#40
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That's right. There's NO girls on the internet god damnit.

You're a 40 year old man who wants to touch me.

You only wish that.
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