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#1
Alright, i just checked out the thread about whether or not harry potter will die. personally, i don't care, but i do offer an alternate theory. the last book is when harry comes back from his acid trip. jk rowling fit 7 books into a 16 hour trip where this british kid thinks hes a wizard. the way i see it, its the only way that makes sense. alright, let me know what you think
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That's almost as good as my theory, that Harry Potter's actually gay.
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no no no. I said this in the other thread, Happy Potter goes to live with his other auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, n00bz

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That'd be hard to do, seeing how I own all the acid in the world.

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the last book is when harry comes back from his acid trip. jk rowling fit 7 books into a 16 hour trip where this british kid thinks hes a wizard.

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That'd be hard to do, seeing how I own all the acid in the world.


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"Just as Harry was about to dodge Voldemort's Hex, all of a sudden, a scrawny british boy awoke from his LSD-fueled dreams of being a wizard, and went back to his average, boring life."

Then there's a big long note from JK Rowling, laughing at how she's ****ed over the world.
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no no no. I said this in the other thread, Happy Potter goes to live with his other auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, n00bz



makes a lot of sense. maybe he got sent there cause he got caught trippin and was arrested. it could happen
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no no no. I said this in the other thread, Happy Potter goes to live with his other auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, n00bz


I just, for some reason, watched the first movie. At the beginning, Dumbledore states that Aunt Petunia is "his only family."
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I just, for some reason, watched the first movie. At the beginning, Dumbledore states that Aunt Petunia is "his only family."

Maybe I'm missing something, but I think you completely missed the point of his post.
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That'd be hard to do, seeing how I own all the acid in the world.


this man is trippin out, right now
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no no no. I said this in the other thread, Happy Potter goes to live with his other auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, n00bz



amazing, i can just see it now

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#18
My theory was that Harry would get Hermione (or however you spell it) pregnant, then stick his wand up her, do some spell, and kill it like an abortion.

But then the twist is that the fetus somehow survives and is brought up by Voldermort and then the whole series starts out again except with the aborted kid as the main character and with Harry as the evil bad guy.
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no no no. I said this in the other thread, Happy Potter goes to live with his other auntie and uncle in Bel-Air, n00bz

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Maybe I'm missing something, but I think you completely missed the point of his post.


I understand that it's just a joke and all. But, the joke loses credibility when it's proven impossible.
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#21
i will personally KILL jk rowling if the ending is that he wakes up and he was dreaming the entire time.


i seriously will.
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I understand that it's just a joke and all. But, the joke loses credibility when it's proven impossible.

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That's almost as good as my theory, that Harry Potter's actually gay.


That's not a theory. He's been in bed with both Ron and Malfoy.
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i will personally KILL jk rowling if the ending is that he wakes up and he was dreaming the entire time.


i seriously will.


It would be fantastic!!!

She ends the book with a big long note, laughing at the world, and how much she's ****ed them over, then she disappears, never to be seen again, to some random island that she bought.

Would be so awesome.
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#27
the threadstarter should make a poll, "would you bang hermione?" yes or no?
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It would be fantastic!!!

She ends the book with a big long note, laughing at the world, and how much she's ****ed them over, then she disappears, never to be seen again, to some random island that she bought.

Would be so awesome.


That would be awesome. But, I'd kinda like an ending...I want both, actually.

^ I'd definitely bang Hermione.

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#29
Who Wouldnt Bang Hermione!!!!!!
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i will personally KILL jk rowling if the ending is that he wakes up and he was dreaming the entire time.


i seriously will.


Actually, the ending will be about Harry waking up from a coma.

He then asks: "What happened? The last thing I remember was going to Platform 9 and 3/4."

Then someone will reply: "There is no such thing. You ran into a wall, hit your head, and have been in a coma for years."
#31
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That'd be hard to do, seeing how I own all the acid in the world.


This actually doesn't matter to me in the least, but loads of people are quoting it and I thought I'd join in.
#32
Okay, let's not jump to conclusions. If we read the book in two weeks and...
a) Harry dies
b) Harry's dreaming/comatose from falling off the school roof when he was 11
c) Harry's on an acid trip or
d) all of the above

then we can lynch J.K. Rowling for playing with our minds for the past decade.

and are we talking about the actress who portrayed Hermione, or the character in the books?
#33
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My theory was that Harry would get Hermione (or however you spell it) pregnant, then stick his wand up her, do some spell, and kill it like an abortion.


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#34
Can I actually ask, am I the only person who wouldn't give a flying **** if it turns out he dies/was high/is star of the most overrated novel in the world?
#35
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Actually, the ending will be about Harry waking up from a coma.

He then asks: "What happened? The last thing I remember was going to Platform 9 and 3/4."

Then someone will reply: "There is no such thing. You ran into a wall, hit your head, and have been in a coma for years."

that would be amazing...
#36
I wouldnt care the least bit. It would make a better movie. I hate reading I just watch the movies.
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#39
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It would be fantastic!!!

She ends the book with a big long note, laughing at the world, and how much she's ****ed them over, then she disappears, never to be seen again, to some random island that she bought.

Would be so awesome.


I would gain so much respect for her if she did something like that.

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#40
Harry will realize how pathetic he is, and move to the south eastern U.S., where he will sit around on the couch all day drinking Black Label and getting high on some kind of magic dust. Eventually someone will piss him off to the point that even though he's so inebriated he can counjour up some form of curse on them. Afterwards he will be tried and found guilty of witchcraft.

Meanwhile, Ron convinces Hermione into having white pasty sex with him during in their last moments as Voldemort brings destruction down upon the world.

Then Snape will say something cynical but just so slighty humorous enough that the people who actually read this sh*t will laugh when the movie comes out.
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