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#1
You know what I mean. Have you ever counted the number of strokes it takes before your little man explodes leaving you to gasp for air, several times. Personally I never have, just wondering if any of you have. And now I demand a challenge, whoever does count the number of strokes next time they jerk it, well, will know how many strokes it takes for them. The plus side is, if done several times, you can find out your average strokes per hour, or minute, or second, depending on how fast you are doing it. But the main question is, have you ever counted the number of strokes. One stroke being one full up and down motion with you hand(s). Farewell.
anybody wanna put anything here just let me know
#5
Well I am almost sure this is not some science project you are doing so why do you need to know this?
#6
Five. The singer, drummer, bassist, and two guitarists.
*buh buh chhh*
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#8
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Five. The singer, drummer, bassist, and two guitarists.
*buh buh chhh*


thats what I thought the thread was about at first.
#9
...In....1......2.......3.......

EDIT: I actually read the first post.......WTF are you talking about?
#11
"Mr. Owl? Happy many strokes does it take to make my little man explode?"
"Lets find out! One! Two! Three!"
*Crunch*
""
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Schecter C-1 BlackJack
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If Dimebag22 was a pie, I would cover him with whipped cream and eat his insides...
#12
OKay....back from the experiment. Turns out to be 3. Who woulda guessed?
Guitar Player Since April 12th, 2005.
Guitar of Choice: Schecter S-1 Elite
Proud of His Two Warnings
#13
Quote by Chickenparts
3



Sadly, I Lol'd.

And no. I havent. And I dont plan to. Ever.
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#14
Quote by societies_worm
You know what I mean. Have you ever counted the number of strokes it takes before your little man explodes leaving you to gasp for air, several times.


OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
#17
mr. owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


seriously why would you ask this?
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Fender Standard Tele (with kill-switch)
PRS SE Custom
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Boss GE-7 Eq
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#18
Quote by CowboyUp
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!


Oh you bastard
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#19
Quote by KaMiKaZi90
"Mr. Owl? Happy many strokes does it take to make my little man explode?"
"Lets find out! One! Two! Three!"
*Crunch*
""

SIGGED! i loled at that
Quote by KaMiKaZi90
"Mr. Owl? How many strokes does it take to make my little man explode?"
"Lets find out! One! Two! Three!"
*Crunch*
""
#23
Quote by Virgil_Hart05
I have neither the determination nor the ability to count as fast as I fap, for as long as I fap.


Same here

Edit: sigged
#24
I have never counted... and I think my average would be very unreliable, as I like to vary the fun, and try to take quite a long time... everyone in this thread is a very bad person
#26
Oooh, I just realised, it wouldn't work, unless you got someone else to count, 'cus otherwise the rhythm would be upset by the counting, and a fap without focus is barely a fap at all!
#27
Quote by KaMiKaZi90
"Mr. Owl? Happy many strokes does it take to make my little man explode?"
"Lets find out! One! Two! Three!"
*Crunch*
""

i literally just fell off my chair laughing and i didnt stop for like a minute

Jack my swag
#28
I don't think I can fap and count at the same time.

I might have to record myself masturbating, then count the number of strokes afterwards.
#29
Quote by Metal claw
I don't think I can fap and count at the same time.

I might have to record myself masturbating, then count the number of strokes afterwards.


Wait... aren't you a girl?

and wouldn't that be kinda gay?
#30
Quote by Metal claw
I don't think I can fap and count at the same time.

I might have to record myself masturbating, then count the number of strokes afterwards.

same here
#31
Quote by AceOfBlades
Wait... aren't you a girl?

and wouldn't that be kinda gay?


I am male.
#33
It's funny, with all these posts, no one has given him a real answer. But I don't know if you can keep count. If you're doing it with out any help, it would be hard (long and full of semen) to keep count while thinking of Eva Longoria fingering that big boobed girl from your science class, now wouldn't it?
**RIP In the Van on the Comeback Road**

Quote by confusius
You're going to have to go to the doctor. He is going to ram his finger up your ass and the rest you can imagine. It will be severly painful you are most likely to die in the process. Enjoy.
#34
Quote by KaMiKaZi90
"Mr. Owl? Happy many strokes does it take to make my little man explode?"
"Lets find out! One! Two! Three!"
*Crunch*
""
bastard, I was just about to use that
Quote by nxtvanhalen
i marvel at how people could have the patience to build a guitar basically from scratch, since i try to do something for about 5 seconds, and if it gives me any trouble it usually ends up...you know... on fire.
#35
Quote by Metal claw
I am male.


Sorry, it's just your avatar...


but still, it's kinda gay right?
#36
Quote by Metal claw
I don't think I can fap and count at the same time.

I might have to record myself masturbating, then count the number of strokes afterwards.


Put online and pm me the link pls.

Thanks.

Only then will I be able to get it down to a low enough number to be able to be counted in 4 digits.
#37
Quote by CowboyUp
I liked your Avril avatar


You can use it if you want.




Quote by AceOfBlades
Sorry, it's just your avatar...


but still, it's kinda gay right?


Nothing is gay when you do it in the name of science.
#38
And if you did it with porn, you would be too distracted.

By the porn.
**RIP In the Van on the Comeback Road**

Quote by confusius
You're going to have to go to the doctor. He is going to ram his finger up your ass and the rest you can imagine. It will be severly painful you are most likely to die in the process. Enjoy.
#39
tape yourself doing it and then count when you watch it...






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#40
Quote by Metal claw

Nothing is gay when you do it in the name of science.


I do believe that to be sig-worthy.
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