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#4
Yngwie = Deep fried Pancakes.


Deep Fried because of his weight, but Pancakes because of his incredibly awesomeness, and ability to kick ass.
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#9
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Yngwie = Swedish Pizza with loads of beef and lard!!


He would be the kick ass swedish pizza to ever come into existence though.
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#10
My guitarist would be a lump of butter, and my drummer would be a ****ing loaf.
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#11
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is johnny depp ... a rock star?


he's been on a few albums actually. so I guess he counts
#12
ugh, this is just turning into another stupid Yngwie thread.
i think jimi hendrix would be jello for sure.
and jimmy page would be ribs.
CTHC
#14
I could imagine John Frusciante being a stick of celery, or a new potato.
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Don't be afraid to care"

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#15
Meat Loaf... Umm... Okay, that was too easy
Metallica - Marmite, you either love 'em or hate 'em
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Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
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#17
Nirvana - Probably some drug like Coke or Ecstacy... or maybe Heroin!!!
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#18
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Damnit! I feel stupid now...


haha xD

the name frusciante always reminded me of strawberries btw xD...
#20
zoog and destroyx would be bagels, covered in blood.
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#21
zakk wylde would be roast pig
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#24
Lamb of God would be mcdonalds french fries cos I love those guys so fukin much.
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#25
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James Hetfield would be Steak, Kirk Hammett would be sushi.

Amen - i can definitely picture hetfield as steak.
My Gear:

Ibanez RG450LTDBC
Boss GT-8
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Behringer guitar
Behringer V-Tone GM108 Amp
...and my fingers.

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At a Nile gig when some guy shouted "Egypt is gay!"

^^
#26
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Lamb of God would be mcdonalds french fries cos I love those guys so fukin much.


Lamb of God would be like, The largest steak imaginable, wrapped in Barbed Wire.

Not McDonald's fries, makes them sound wimpy. >_>
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#27
Banana!
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If your vegetarian girl harasses you about eating meat, snap back with, "Eating more entirely defenseless plants that provide us with oxygen?"

That'll shut that bitch up faster than two black eyes.


#29
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Petrucci Zuccini!


Well, I'm currently listening to Demon of the Fall by Opeth, so...
Akerfeldt Chocolate. Darkest, tastiest chocolate EVER.
Dimebag Tequila
#30
Pete Doherty would be a cigarette.
Listen to mah discs.



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#31
Nicko Mcbrain- A shrivelled prune
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#32
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Pete Doherty would be a cigarette.


Win
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#33
Dream Theater would be some special on a 5-star restaurant menu...
Filled with everything you can possible imagine in one plate...
#36
Quote by af_the_fragile
Dream Theater would be some special on a 5-star restaurant menu...
Filled with everything you can possible imagine in one plate...

winner
#37
dave mustaine-carrot soufle! (is that how you spell it?)
Why? Well... he looks rough but is really rather fluffy.
And also he's orange
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#38
The guys from Cannibal Corpse would be some kind of meat, except the animal would still be alive. Suffering and bleeding and broken, but alive (or undead).
#39
herman li would be unset jelly, underrated despite being a bit sloppy
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