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Well my cousin recently got back from Iraq, and while he was there he picked up some "presents" so to speak. As a gag gift, he picked up this blow up doll over there; I have no clue why and/or where, he's like that. I have the package sitting here now. But I am afraid it isn't a blow up doll, like inflatable, but like KABOOM blow up. I can't tell what it is. it's in a plain sealed box with a generic blow-up doll pic on it and Arabic writing. I don't know though what to do? I am really horny now and it's killing me. But I mean it's from Iraq, how do I know it's not a suicide-bomber blow up doll? Like when I open it it's not going to explode? He didn't think twice about, but now I'm paranoid. How can I tell if it is a bomb or if it is just a sex toy? Please help. I called the local cops about it and they just laughed. So, yea, I'm turning to UG. What should I do with the package?
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#4
If you die you will get 70 virgins or so in arabic heaven (whatever the hell that is)
anyway, open the box!!!
#5
You could have sex with a piece of plastic with the risk of dying, or you could just not.
#6
Your in Ohio too....just make sure its not like an atom bomb bcas i dont wanna get blown up as well.
#9


just open the box
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#11
The flux capacitor one was a much funnier gag thread
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#13
So your cousin went to iraq??
If he was in the army he wouldn't have had time to go your your local IRAQI san fran sisco gag shop to pic up few gifts. And he wouldn't have gone here for vacation.

Am I the only one who smells BS??
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I'd be very worried because we all know how successful the Iraqis have been at bombing America through our mail system.
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#16
Open it.

The worst thing that could happen is you could die.

But then again, sex.

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#17
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that would be funny if it blew up once you put your dong inside of it

#19
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So your cousin went to iraq for Vacation??

either your Lying, Or im in a dairy farm.


No, he is in the Army. He didn't pick up "presents" just a few random things he found there. It's not uncommon to bring back stuff.. my dad did from Desert Storm.
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#20
If it was really a bomb the people who put it there would have wanted it to blow up on the plane.
#22
find a girl or for god sakes atleast use one of your hands if your that horny to risk your life....jk open it up weirdo. p.s. you must be baked and seriously find a girl if you dont have one
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You should open it, so then if it does blow up, the world will be rid of you, because you're an idiot for thinking it'll blow up


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#25
I will get pics later my batteries are dead
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I call BS. The "my batteries are dead" line is older and more used than Janice Dickinson.
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#27
I said I would get them later. Seriously, how could I make this up? I have a blow up doll from Iraq and it's in these suspicious packaging and I don't want blown up.
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#28


One for the books, UG: "Suicide bomber blow-up doll"

**** IT AND SHUT UP
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#29
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What should I do with the package?


WHICH package?

...oooooh!!!
#30
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WHICH package?

...oooooh!!!

::thinks::

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

Get your idiot brother to open it.
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#31
No, I'm thinking about mailing it to a friend of mine who really pissed me off the other day. Either way it will shut him up for a while.
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#32
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No, I'm thinking about mailing it to a friend of mine who really pissed me off the other day. Either way it will shut him up for a while.

...

I was gonna make a snarky comment but I'll just let that comment fester, like an open wound.
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#33
This thread is so classic I almost don't believe the threadstarter.
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No, he is in the Army. He didn't pick up "presents" just a few random things he found there. It's not uncommon to bring back stuff.. my dad did from Desert Storm.


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#35
So he "found" a box in the desert and thought "I'd like my brother to put his penis in this?"
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#37
lol "blow up doll" doesn't mean its going to literally blow up lol fukin idiot lol just open it and do you even funnier if it was a guy sex doll then you would wish it actally blew up
#39
this thread confuses and frustrates me. Why would they make a suicide bomber blow-up doll like seriously. Use your common sense.


However i will believe it if you post pics because as someone previously said, "pics or it didn't happen".


And if you die, well I think we will always remember you as the guy that was blown to bits for trying to **** a blow up doll.
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#40
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Your in Ohio too....just make sure its not like an atom bomb bcas i dont wanna get blown up as well.


I second that. I live too close to Ohio to be saved from that ****.
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