#1
I have a friend who is a tech-*****; Anything new coming out, he has too have. Anyways, we're having lunch at Taco Cabana the other day and he mentions that his gamerscore is a little low, and since he is leaving for a week of vacation, would I mind playing a few of my games on his 360 on his profile to get is score up. I mentioned that he would only need to give me the hard drive, but his reply is that he wants to be safe, just in case.

Anyways, I agree, as it would give me a splendid excuse to play games I put down weeks ago on my new HDTV. I get his 360, and the week goes by with me racking up points. The day after he gets back, I call him up, wanting to know where he wants to meet, and he says: "That won't be necessary." He then says that he has purchased the new 360 Elite, and recovered his Live profile with all new points added. So, I ask him what he wants me to do with his old one, and he says: "Keep it."

So, I now have 2 machines lying around; I'm thinking about selling both at once and then getting an elite as well. What do you think?
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#2
Give me one please, I'll do anything!
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#5
throw one out a window just for the hell of it.
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#6
You could give one to me?
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#10
sell them both and buy a super nintendo and 400 games. 400 games with bad graphics > 7 games with amazing graphics.
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#13
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Smash the second one with a hammer in front of some big nerd

Post a video on UG, that's like 500 nerds at once
#14
Send it to me via mail, please.
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Post a video on UG, that's like 500 nerds at once

or post on Youtube....
#16
Hey could we have some kind of competition to see who wins it if you want to give it away?
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#17
I'll give you $200 for it. (seriously) Does it have cables? A warranty?
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#18
i'll trade you two tickets to see RATM in New York for it!!


actually, screw that. id much rather see RATM than have a 360.
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sell them both and buy a super nintendo and 400 games. 400 games with bad graphics > 7 games with amazing graphics.



and 1 games w/ bad graphics, and amazing gameplay >>>> 400 games with unbelievable graphics with horrible gameplay

graphics dont make the game...
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#20
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i'll trade you two tickets to see RATM in New York for it!!


actually, screw that. id much rather see RATM than have a 360.


Fuck that, I'd much rather have the 360. Quickly, Give me the tickets so I can trade them
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#21
i'll suck your dick for it... no joke
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#23
I'll let you play it for a while if you do.
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#24
If you give it to me, you've given an Xbox 360 to a needy child of a parent with Cancer.

ITS A TAX WRITE OFF!

AND I KNOW YOURE LOADED!

SO EVEN BETTER!
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#26
Take one of them apart and merge them to make an Xbox 720!


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and 1 games w/ bad graphics, and amazing gameplay >>>> 400 games with unbelievable graphics with horrible gameplay

graphics dont make the game...

yeah, that's basically what I was saying. donkey kong country > halo 1, halo 2, and halo 3 combined!!! (imo )
a master chief shootin aliens doesn't beat the amazing levels of DK. remember when you are in the cart underground and you jump from train tracks to train tracks. or the first level where you get the rhino. so many good memories with DK...
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#29
my offer is still on the table... at least im offering you a service. im not just begging for it. i win.
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