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#1
this happened about a month ago

i was over at guitar center and these 2 old guys(mid 50s) came up and asked if i really liked the guitar and i was like yea so hyait, one of the guys, looks at the tag, askes if i have any money to use on a down payment which i truely didnt so the other guy steve hands me a 20 and says there u go but then hyait tells me he thinks he can get a better deal for it and goes to talk to the managers or somethin. they both said that i had great talent and was definatley go somewhere(also, steve and hyait worked with bob dylan, zz top, skynard, alman brothers and a couple others) so like 20 minutes later they come back with a gig bag and a receit and say here u go all yours when ur done u can just walk out the door with it
oh it was an ibanez rg3exqm1 very nice
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#3
One time two months ago, I was in Guitar Center, and Steve Vai walked in and gave me HIS Ibanez RG becuase he said that I was the best guitar player in existence. He also gave me a ride home and got my mail for me.
#5
Quote by Sense()Offender
One time two months ago, I was in Guitar Center, and Steve Vai walked in and gave me HIS Ibanez RG becuase he said that I was the best guitar player in existence. He also gave me a ride home and got my mail for me.



HAHAHHA


dude, same thing happened to me, except, it was the strangest thing, i would have sworn it was dimebag.
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#6
Quote by Sense()Offender
One time two months ago, I was in Guitar Center, and Steve Vai walked in and gave me HIS Ibanez RG becuase he said that I was the best guitar player in existence. He also gave me a ride home and got my mail for me.



lol

I doubt this is true anyway. Pics or it didn't happen.
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#8
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#9
dude, when i was at woodstock, jimi hendrix and i jammed for a bit after he got off stage. i taught him a few things, you know? i'm a nice guy like that. then we rolled another blunt and had some hawt sex with some asian hookers
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#12
i went to guitar center and they
charged me $100 for a set of strings
and then they opened them and used
them to tie me to a chair while they
farted in my face.
#13
my my space nirvana94remember check it bitches
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#14
steve and hyait also gave me their phone #'s so if u want them tell me
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#16
call steve his # is 941-232-8691 u can ask him if he bought a guitar for 15 year old in cape coral florida about a month ago no lies
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"in the grand scheme of things, nobody cares"



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Electro Harmonix Small Clone Full Chorus
#17
Quote by Dirt Bag Boy
call steve his # is 941-232-8691 u can ask him if he bought a guitar for 15 year old in cape coral florida about a month ago no lies


How do we know that's not your number.
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#18
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I met 2 "old" guys at GC today. One of them bonded me and the other gave me buttsecks

I guess that's what you meant.
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#19
Quote by Dirt Bag Boy
call steve his # is 941-232-8691 u can ask him if he bought a guitar for 15 year old in cape coral florida about a month ago no lies

he'll be askin for it back once he finds out that you posted his phone number on a forum
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#22
Quote by Sense()Offender
One time two months ago, I was in Guitar Center, and Steve Vai walked in and gave me HIS Ibanez RG becuase he said that I was the best guitar player in existence. He also gave me a ride home and got my mail for me.


And he didn't cook you dinner? Wow, what an asshole.
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#23
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#24
Haha, that's nothing. Kurt Cobain came back from the dead and gave me his Fender Mustang, but I broke it apart and killed him with it becasue I can play more than powerchords.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#25
has anyone called the number?
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#26
cheap bastards didnt even buy you a prestige.
i lost my virginity. can i have yours?

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#28
Lies, lies and lies again.
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#29
so assuming this is true...

a guy buys you a guitar, and then you post his phone number on the internet

#30
Bah, that's nothing. Frusciante bought me everything in GC over $1000! I still have to figure out exactly what that amounts to, but it means I'm awesome! Then he exploded.
#32
i play poker with Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Dimebag every friday, but i dont brag about it.
#33
the zombie of john lennon came up to me in GC and he was all like ''Rah Rah Raaahgh Rah''
and i was all like ''yeah I get That Alot!''
#34
Two weeks ago, Yngwie Malmsteen walked up to me at a mall and gave me a bag of donuts. He told me "I don eat no focking donuts".
I'm back, you douchebags.
#35
Quote by One Way Ticket
Two weeks ago, Yngwie Malmsteen walked up to me at a mall and gave me a bag of donuts. He told me "I don eat no focking donuts".

HA! Quoted. That's mint.
#36
Dude Eddie Van Halen walked into the guitar store when i was there, came up to me, and told me that he has candy in his car, so i went to his car, and he pulled down his pants and told me that if i touch his wee wee i can get some of his candy, so, i did, i mean its ****ing evh, what was i supposed to do. So now i tell all of my friends that i touched evh's schlong.
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#37
me and ghandi hit the bar every saturday night, sometimes we see ghengis kahn.
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#38
I actually met Omar from The Mars Volta at a guitar center, he was playing some SG's in the platinum section the doors were locked and he was walking out all I said was hi im a big fan he shook my hand said thanks and walked away.
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#39
Quote by DunlopGuy
dude, when i was at woodstock, jimi hendrix and i jammed for a bit after he got off stage. i taught him a few things, you know? i'm a nice guy like that. then we rolled another blunt and had some hawt sex with some asian hookers


HEY! one of those ASIAN HOOKERS was my mom...
so its either im hendrix's son, or yours!
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