i lost my computer and havnt visited UG in a few months, saw an email saying (hey jimm congrats on the birthday) from ug so i decided to come back

so has anything amazing happened in the past 3 or 4 months?
Quote by notoriousnumber
I didnt think you could be that much of a twat. Piss off.
many amazing things have happened in the past months, and were not gonna tell hmph >=(
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
If you didn't stay then you don't deserve to know
Quote by soulflyV
Prepare to have every orifice in your body occupied by a dwarf.
Well depending on how long you've been gone you missed UG's rather large April Fools.
And you missed the war between the mods and the normal users.

The mods started spamming, and everyone thought that the Ultimate Guitapocalypse had begun.

Don't remember what that was about.
I bet you five bucks that I play guitar.
we all lost our virginity.
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how do you lose a computer?
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick