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#1
serious question. i'm getting done by my boyfriend soon and i need the best there is.
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#3
Sex thread.
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#10
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saliva or get himto do it with no lube or condom very hard

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#11
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saliva or get himto do it with no lube or condom very hard

Yeah, I'm sure blood from a torn anus is a great lube.

But KY Jelly is the most trusted, but I've never tried anal so I can't tell you.

Best of luck, you may need it.
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#12
Just why go in that way?
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#13
prison lube (saliva)
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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#14
google?

Believe me, all these twerps on UG pretend to know about this stuff. Don't ask us. Ask Teh Lord Google
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#15
Do you enjoy the ability to excrete waste from our anus?

DO IT IN THE VAGINA! It's better that way.
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#17
i dont think he has a vagina
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#18
Sand. He'll never ask again.
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#20
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Do you enjoy the ability to excrete waste from our anus?

DO IT IN THE VAGINA! It's better that way.


Im pretty sure its a..... a.... a GAY!
#21
i'm not a girl. ;] lmao.

i consulted google and most of its results were about lip lupe. =S and i was like wtf google.
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#22
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Do you enjoy the ability to excrete waste from our anus?

DO IT IN THE VAGINA! It's better that way.

Not cool. It's his choice.
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#23
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Im pretty sure its a..... a.... a GAY!


Man. For some reason I thought it was a girl.


This makes much more sense.

So are you guys going to switch places after awhile or what?
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#25
yeah we're staying in his friends house for a few days whilst he's on holiday and just gonna spend some passionate days together so yeah we'll both give and receive, but he's had more experience than me. ive done it once before but my boyfriends bigger than the guy i did it with last so i just want things to go as smoothly as possible.
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#26
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i'm not a girl. ;] lmao.

i consulted google and most of its results were about lip lupe. =S and i was like wtf google.


Ok, lets forget about the UG rule of pics or it didn't happen. I want full blown HD videos now! Chop chop!
#27
u know if u have anal sex u can basically loose controll of your ass, which means u can crap yourself at anytime, and it apparently hurts like hell, i wouldnt know too much bout that cuz i dont take it up the ass hahaha
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#28
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u know if u have anal sex u can basically loose controll of your ass, which means u can crap yourself at anytime, and it apparently hurts like hell, i wouldnt know too much bout that cuz i dont take it up the ass hahaha

The losing control of your bowels thing only happens if the dude's abnormally big, like over 9 inches, and it's done repeatedly.
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#29
I thought he was a she. Wow, don't I feel like an asshole
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#30
hottest thread ever
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#31
Quote by ibanezguitarz07
u know if u have anal sex u can basically loose controll of your ass, which means u can crap yourself at anytime, and it apparently hurts like hell, i wouldnt know too much bout that cuz i dont take it up the ass hahaha

lmao. eesh that doesnt sound too good but i'll take the risk. i intent to crap before meeting my boyfriend on that day anyways. lol.
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#32
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lmao. eesh that doesnt sound too good but i'll take the risk. i intent to crap before meeting my boyfriend on that day anyways. lol.


that just made my day.
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#33
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I thought he was a she. Wow, don't I feel like an asshole

ahah don't worry about it dude. i can see how you might think i'm a chick. theres nothing in my name or sig that indicates i'm male.
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#34
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lmao. eesh that doesnt sound too good but i'll take the risk. i intent to crap before meeting my boyfriend on that day anyways. lol.


youre gonna get **** on his dick...

blow him afterwards.
#35
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youre gonna get **** on his dick...

blow him afterwards.

lmao. let me assure you he'll be wearing a condom. also, as i stated further up the page i intend to take a crap before having sex.
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#37
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lmao. let me assure you he'll be wearing a condom. also, as i stated further up the page i intend to take a crap before having sex.


i know... but thats usually how it gets on there... cause you cant **** %100 of feces out of you. and since some will be forced down, itll basically be fished out.

...

im going back to the favorite sandwich thread.
#38
cum? i read back ur a guy umm just dont do it or not post about it on the internet
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#39
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Absolutely, because as we all know, females rock out with their cocks out too.

Pretty sure Mistress_Ibanez has that in her sig.
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#40
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Absolutely, because as we all know, females rock out with their cocks out too.

female may opt to rock out with their breasts out and just be too lazy to alter the sig to suit their gender. don't try to be clever.
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