Poll: Ever have a spontaneous erection?
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View poll results: Ever have a spontaneous erection?
Yes
79 77%
No
7 7%
I can't get erections
5 5%
What's an erection?
11 11%
Voters: 102.
#1
Serious problem, guys.

Have you ever been sitting in a chair in class, lying in bed at home, or even doing stretches in gym class and all of a sudden, BAM. You have a spontaneous erection. The boner from nowhere. You ever get those?

They're starting to be a problem, now. Especially when I'm in a bathing suit... not fun...
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#3
Is not really a problem, just puberty. I'm lucky that my penis has decided to calm itself down.
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#5
Quite annoying, especiallly when you least expect it. Like while you're talking to a friend of yours in teh hallway. Then questions arise questioning your sexuality.

And other people ask too.
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#9
I got one of those watching Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another from reading about William Lion MacKenzie.
#10
i hate when i have a boner and my gf sits on my lap and i poke her...*cough*
but that isnt considered a spontaneous erection...
but yeah ive had those in gym i had one alone in front of a bunch of people i dunno it sucks...
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#11
I have erectile dysfunction. Luckily my penis is 8 inches and rock-like when it's not erect so no one has noticed.
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#12
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I got one of those watching Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another from reading about William Lion MacKenzie.

well then that means you sir, are gay
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#13
I hate when you randomly get them in school and you have to stand up... Its really gay.

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#14
Just wank it off. Regardless of where you are.
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#15
All of my erections are spontaneous. Keep the body guessing.
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#17
Quote by funkyfigure8
i get one sometimes when im ****ing my girl. dunno why its so strange


What about when you hug your dad?
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#19
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i get one sometimes when im ****ing my girl. dunno why its so strange


Your mom doesn't mind?

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#21
When you hit 40 you're gonna wish you had any type of erection, spontaneous or not.
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#22
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well then that means you sir, are gay
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#23
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When you hit 40 you're gonna wish you had any type of erection, spontaneous or not.


Are you a girl?
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#26
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I have erectile dysfunction. Luckily my penis is 8 inches and rock-like when it's not erect so no one has noticed.



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#27
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#28
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whenever i think of flm i get a rock hard one that could break ice


Whenever I think of funkyfigure I get a rock hard that turns into a weird shape.
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#29
Uhh...that's totally natural. Let it pass. It's a ****ing nuisance.
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#30
I get them when I get out of the car after long road trips. I'm getting my luggage out of the back and all of a sudden there it is. I think it has something to do with blood rushing back down to my lower body.
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#32
Quote by flm
What about when you hug your dad?

thats means that you , dude , are gay
#35
Reply hazy, ask again later.

If you still have the problem when you're not going through puberty, then you may inquire as to why it happens.

Also: you're probably gay. Or into bestiality.
#36


i might be to late with the flame shield...

heres what i did: as soon as i felt it start to perk up, i filled my mind with thoughts of blood soaked mayhem and violence... it made my woody go away. if it doesnt work for you, seek professional help. cause if you have a boner from blood and gore, your a sick sick bastard!

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#38
Obviously. Like every day and every class at high school.
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