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We, the Crusading Order of the Stratocaster were unjustly deemed heretics by The Church of UG!

We are planning a revoultion and we (Myself and Hoooo Man) need recruits and believers.

So if speak out again the Church of UG and are a loyal Crusader of the Stratocaster join our cause.

Together we shall take down the cult and convert who we can and kill the rest!

We are now apart of two divisions in the FB (Fender Brotherhood) Telecaster and Stratocaster!


- Simon the Holy King, 2nd in charge.

The FB Stratocaster Division members:

Hoodoo man - Grand Master
sebastain_96 - Holy King
WildthingJR - Head Knight in Shining Armour
UMadeMeRealise - Head of The Church of the Stratocaster
Black Star - Super Ninja
Sound_Garden_X - The General
3rdActguitarist - Knight of Justice
cortez0 - Prince of the Order
King_Arthur - Holy Knight
Gibson_Rocker13 - Stratocaster Spy
Jimmy_Pwns_Jimi - Military Advisor
Kevinm_117 - Special Forces Captain
Kulvin - Arms Specialist
irongoat666 - Rambo guy
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
Last edited by sebastian_96 at Jul 12, 2007,
#2
Sorry, mate. I've stopped playing my Squier Strat, which barely deserves to share the same name as its Fender cousin.
Dem Dry Bones
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#3
witch!!!
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#5
Quote by doctor_rocker
Sorry, mate. I've stopped playing my Squier Strat, which barely deserves to share the same name as its Fender cousin.


As long as you believe in our cause you are one of us my friend!

Quote by rabidguitarist
witch!!!


You will burn!!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#6
Your souls may yet be redeemed! Recant the heretical belief that everyone should agree on a single model of guitar, and join us in a land of milk, honey and naked chicks with big boobies.
#7
We have chocolate milk, fresh honey and hotter naked chicks with better bigger boobs
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#8
Quote by MightyAl
Your souls may yet be redeemed! Recant the heretical belief that everyone should agree on a single model of guitar, and join us in a land of milk, honey and naked chicks with big boobies.

hahaha I like the modified promised land. Moses should've used that one.
Dem Dry Bones
Current read: I Am America (And You Can Too) (Stephen Colbert)
Album of the Week: Four Thieves Gone (The Avett Brothers)
#9
Quote by sebastian_96
We have chocolate milk, fresh honey and hotter naked chicks with better bigger boobs


Meh, more than a handful is a waste.
#10
So will you join us, doctor_rocker?

Quote by Cyberbob
Meh, more than a handful is a waste.


We got all sizes, whatever you want friend.
The Church of UG only has want they want you too have!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#11
Count me in
Hail the holy Stratocaster!!
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Wat.
#12
I play a superstrat. There is lots of milk and honey at my house, and my girlfriend A) is a DD, and B) is a dancer.

Beat that.
no
#14
Quote by bucky_2300
I play a superstrat. There is lots of milk and honey at my house, and my girlfriend A) is a DD, and B) is a dancer.

Beat that.

Since you're not a believer in the UG Faith, you're going to Hell, where you will hear Happy Hardcore dance music all day, and all night. And all the chicks will be fat and have yeast infections.
#15
^ A demon tried to steal my soul once.

Five notes off of my JEM and he evaporated. I think I can handle myself.
no
#19
Quote by MightyAl
Since you're not a believer in the UG Faith, you're going to Hell, where you will hear Happy Hardcore dance music all day, and all night. And all the chicks will be fat and have yeast infections.


....

Anyways, I'm in.
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#21
Sorry, group threads aren't allowed. You might want to delete this.
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#22
Quote by sebastian_96
So will you join us, doctor_rocker?


We got all sizes, whatever you want friend.
The Church of UG only has want they want you too have!



Excuse me you only want people to have strats... wait a second I've a strat im in.
www.myspace.com/thestalkingbutlers

Holy Knight of the Crusading Order of the Stratocaster.

Gear:
MIA Fender Stratocaster
MIA Fender Telecaster
MI? Fender TC-90

Fender Hot Rod Deville
Blackstar HT5, HT40

various pedals
#24
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! Burn the herectic!
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#26
I'm your man!
Stratocaster will rule them all!
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#29
BC Rich Zombie FTW!!!! Death to the stratocasters!
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#30
WildthingJR - Head Knight in Shining Armour
UMadeMeRealise - Head of The Church of the Stratocaster
Black Star - Super Ninja
Sound_Garden_X - The General
3rdActguitarist - Knight of Justice
cortez0 - Prince of the Order
King_Arthur - Holy Knight

just tell me or Hoodoo man if you want to sign up

EDIT: Put in sig like mine if you want to join you guys
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
Last edited by sebastian_96 at Jul 12, 2007,
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Hail!

Weilders of the Almighty Telecaster will not stand for the oppression of the Stratocaster any longer! For ages we have been overshadowed by these glory hogs for to long! It is time for us to unite!

I as representative of the Weilders of the Almighty Telecaster declare war on the Crusading Order of the Stratocaster and any of her allies. For the Telecaster shall reign supreme once more.
#32
well... my custom warmoth neck has the same specification neck joint as a fender stratocaster... does that count?
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I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.

#33
Quote by rock_and_blues
Hail!

Weilders of the Almighty Telecaster will not stand for the oppression of the Stratocaster any longer! For ages we have been overshadowed by these glory hogs for to long! It is time for us to unite!

I as representative of the Weilders of the Almighty Telecaster declare war on the Crusading Order of the Stratocaster and any of her allies. For the Telecaster shall reign supreme once more.


Is this necessary brother!

We are both Fender children, we should join and take out The LP weilding Church of UG together!!

Quote by irongoat666
well... my custom warmoth neck has the same specification neck joint as a fender stratocaster... does that count?

As long as you have some positive feeling towards Fender or the Strat or believe in our cause then you can join
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#35
Quote by sebastian_96
Is this necessary brother!

We are both Fender children, we should join and take out The LP weilding Church of UG together!!



I shall cut you a deal...we shall put our differences aside (for now, perhaps), and our organizations shall combine to form the Fender Brotherhood (or the FB)...with divisions based on model. For example you as a proud leader of the Stratocaster community shall be head of the FB: Stratocaster Division....while i shall be head of the FB: Telecaster divison...

This is my deal to thee....with our combined power we could easily crush the LP
#37
im down, sign me up

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Now the obvious question here is...

Who's fucking the ponies?


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Get.. Like he suggested, P-90's. Or you can just buy a hello kitty guitar.
#38
Quote by rock_and_blues
I shall cut you a deal...we shall put our differences aside (for now, perhaps), and our organizations shall combine to form the Fender Brotherhood (or the FB)...with divisions based on model. For example you as a proud leader of the Stratocaster community shall be head of the FB: Stratocaster Division....while i shall be head of the FB: Telecaster divison...

This is my deal to thee....with our combined power we could easily crush the LP


Deal...for know

Quote by Gibosn_rocker13
wait i weild an sg too does this make me evil (in all honesty i love my strat though)


No, you are not evil
You are still with the Order friend

@Jimmy_Pwns_Jimi

you are our Military Advisor!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#39
Hmm, play my guitar (a Fender Strat) AND have hot naked chicks with bigger boobies (along with chocolate milk and honey). Count me in.
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