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So, my GF convinced me to stop at this shopping center to get some ice cream. We went in, and she said that if I wanted ice cream, I had to go shopping for clothes with her. I said no way, I want to go try the Nintendo Wii while she shopped for clothes.

"But you HAVE to, you can decide witch bikini you like best", she said. "Fine then, I'll just stare at the young girls in there in a creepy way like a paedo until I get thrown out" I replied.

So she let me go try the Nintendo Wii, and I was fucking awesome. I was jumping and running and even squealing with joy. A relatively big crowd gathered to watch my PWNAGE. Suddenly, the old man standing to the right of me turned white and his jaws dropped.

"Please excuse me, sir, I think I stepped on your balls" I stuttered. The sound of those words made some balls undrop in the audience. Even some breasts undropped, to which the owners responded positively. "God, I hate those modern games", the old man squealed before suffering a heart attack and collapsing into an orgy of snot and tears.

So, people, is it true that girls never listen to their boyfriends opinion about the clothes they try on when they're shopping? Do they only ask to be polite? I once replied "Yes" to the question "Do I look fat in this dress"? It was true, she did look fat, and she still wore it. And I had to wear my ass as a hat. Discuss.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
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WTF? I have no idea what that story means.
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#4
Am I retarded if I didn't understand that?
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#6
...what?!?
and never ever say they look fat what ever u do
oh and for the old man
Pics or it didnt happen!
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"Please excuse me, sir, I think I stepped on your balls" I stuttered. The sound of those words made some balls undrop in the audience. Even some breasts undropped, to which the owners responded positively. "God, I hate those modern games", the old man squealed before suffering a heart attack and collapsing into an orgy of snot and tears.



Weird paragraph. Just weird. Anyway, how do you step on a guy's cubes?
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Weird paragraph. Just weird. Anyway, how do you step on a guy's cubes?

You know, when you get old, gravity takes its toll.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#13
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You know, when you get old, gravity takes its toll.


Aren't you the guy who made a thread where you said you wanted to try anal?
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Aren't you the guy who made a thread where you said you wanted to try anal?

Yes I did. That thread had a lot of great anal poems.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
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Yes I did. That thread had a lot of great anal poems.


I know, I read it .
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#16
omg! an old guy had a heart attack right at your feet, and thats not even the part you care about
#17
its not the clothes that make them look fat its all the ****ing food they eat
#18
This thread maka luigi a confused
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It was a joke to draw your attention from the question. Sweet Jesus...



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