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#1
There's a really ugly girl i know, and she lives alone. She'd asked me out once but I had a gf then. It's hard getting sex a lot, so i thought i'd ask her out and tell her i love her and ****, hump her for a while until I ger bored. What do you say? should I go for it? or is it wrong
#2
You know the Pit rules. Pics or GTFO.
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#5
Why don't you just ask her if she'd be interested in casual sex with no pretense, deception or hurt feelings ?

Don't assume that all girls are looking for a potential spouse.

In other words, grow the hell up.
#8
uh no

sex is for those whom you love


or are really hot

also mr. threadstarter

you are a disgusting person
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#10
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eww....


i know, but when you're really horny it isn't that bad
#11
It's people like you that makes the world a sad place to live sometimes.
#13
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Why don't you just ask her if she'd be interested in casual sex with no pretense, deception or hurt feelings ?

Don't assume that all girls are looking for a potential spouse.

In other words, grow the hell up.

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This guy I used to meet up with always did all the lovey dovey crap. I didn't want a relationship but because he was always acting like he cared I got emotionally attached and it ended badly. Cunt
#16
Quote by garett
Why don't you just ask her if she'd be interested in casual sex with no pretense, deception or hurt feelings ?

Don't assume that all girls are looking for a potential spouse.

In other words, grow the hell up.


+1
#17
How ugly is she? On a scale of 1-10, 10 been the ugliest.

Anyway, however ugly she is instead of messing with her feelings just ask her for casual sex.
#18
Why don't you just give a really hot chick a rufie and **** her?
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#19
Slam BAM!! thank you ma'am.....
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#20
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If she's ugly no, hell no , wtf are you thinking man, might as well put your dick in some sex predators ass.

Live example: My friend invited an ugly chick over just like you did, he puked all over her fkn vagina.

So you're saying if she wasn't ugly he should go with it and let her get hurt in the end?

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#21
Quote by garett
Why don't you just ask her if she'd be interested in casual sex with no pretense, deception or hurt feelings ?

Don't assume that all girls are looking for a potential spouse.

In other words, grow the hell up.


Agreed.
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#23
Dude, just have a wank to some good quality porn.
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#26
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uh no

sex is for those whom you love


or are really hot





That made me laugh.
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#27
Here's a substitute: Take a wide cucumber, hollow out the middle and **** it. Sicko
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#29
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pics?


Of him ****ing a cucumber? You perv...
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#30
I kind of feel sorry for you.
I feel more sorry for those who have to put up with you.
Grow up.
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#31
That's pathetic. If you were a girl, I'd dropkick you.
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#32
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It's people like you that makes the world a sad place to live sometimes.


+1
#34
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How ugly is she? On a scale of 1-10, 10 been the ugliest.

Anyway, however ugly she is instead of messing with her feelings just ask her for casual sex.


i'll give her 8 out of 10

and i can't ask for sex, girls here aren't like that.

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That's low man.


i know, but i guess you don't care about others' feelings after yours are hurt...
#36
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i'll give her 8 out of 10

and i can't ask for sex, girls here aren't like that.


i know, but i guess you don't care about others' feelings after yours are hurt...


Okay, so don't spread around even more sadness by telling her she's been a booty call.
#37
Lets go hoggin!
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#38
Quote by Dabey
i'll give her 8 out of 10

and i can't ask for sex, girls here aren't like that.


i know, but i guess you don't care about others' feelings after yours are hurt...

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#39
Shallow ****.

Sorry.
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#40
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Here's a substitute: Take a wide cucumber, hollow out the middle and **** it. Sicko


Wide cucumber?


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