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ok so im cocked im suprided i can type. but this inspires me to ask everyoe about there best drunken stoires.
mine was once, i drank so much booze that i passed out and wouldnt wake up so one kid almost went to call ambulence because i woulnt wake up the thought they were gonna need to have my stomach pumped. i guess i threw up all over the carpet (pretty much everywhere, a couple weeks later they recarpeted the downstairs) so i basically died for like 4 minutes i had about 18 shots of whiskey that was like 60% from ireland or something. so whats your best drunken stoires dont smite me if this has been done before.
#2
dude bro this one time i chugged a whole ****ing keg i was so trashed bro and then i had like 50 shots, no more like 60 and then i got some bitches and then i found 5 dollars
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Stoires? The fuck you speaking French for, boy?
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#5
Quote by Bubban
Stoires? The fuck you speaking French for, boy?


whoa don't let the reverend see that sentence.
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#6
once i drank 12,000 kegs of ale and trashed the village and made merry with the local virgins.
If your wiener is happy, then you're happy.
#7
Dylan Thomas was a poet whos last words were "I've had 18 straight whiskies . . . I think that's the record."
#8
I got drunk at a party and my friends wouldn't let me sneak into there house to sleep it off. I spent the night in an abandoned basement. It was rainging to
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

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#9
I once drank half a beer with my Dad!

I felt funny, and fell asleep on the floor.

Gee willikers, it was right FUN!


I've actually met people like this.
#10
Words of wisdom

When you're trying to set a new record for the most amount of beer you've had. Don't get a wild hair and try to chug the rest of the whiskey that's on the table. Especially after 13 beers.
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#11
Beer is pointless, you have to drink too much to get drunk. Vodka and whisky FTW
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#12
i agree with this guy beer is too expensive drink cheap vodka for less than that and get ****edddddddd
#14
Quote by j.pagejr.
i agree with this guy beer is too expensive drink cheap vodka for less than that and get ****edddddddd

or Ten High
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#15
One time I snuck like 3 of my dad's beers and me and my cousin drank them and we kept laughing and we put lampshades on our heads and then she started puking and so did I and then we tried to make waffles but we burned the house down cuz we left the stove on when we passed out. Lolzorz.
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#16
Quote by misty_b
One time I snuck like 3 of my dad's beers and me and my cousin drank them and we kept laughing and we put lampshades on our heads and then she started puking and so did I and then we tried to make waffles but we burned the house down cuz we left the stove on when we passed out. Lolzorz.



Damn, you must have been drinking a Zima.
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#17
Quote by misty_b
One time I snuck like 3 of my dad's beers and me and my cousin drank them and we kept laughing and we put lampshades on our heads and then she started puking and so did I and then we tried to make waffles but we burned the house down cuz we left the stove on when we passed out. Lolzorz.

I call bull but if its true you're a pussy to start puking afrer 3 beers
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#18
Quote by Metal-X
Damn, you must have been drinking a Zima.


No I think they were called like Bacradli Breezers or something lolz
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#19
Quote by ihatefender
I call bull but if its true you're a pussy to start puking afrer 3 beers


Not if it's your first time drinking.
#20
Quote by DPH
Not if it's your first time drinking.

3 beers divided by 2 people is shamefull. But whatever some people have different tollerances
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#21
Quote by DPH
Not if it's your first time drinking.



Unless your drinking Breezers or Smirnoff Ice. Then your ass if fucked.
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#22
Quote by misty_b
No I think they were called like Bacradli Breezers or something lolz


If you people don't realize this guy is kidding after this remark...well...

It's **** like this that made me lose faith in humanity.
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#23
Quote by ihatefender
3 beers divided by 2 people is shamefull. But whatever some people have different tollerances


Oh I was thinking three to one person.

Yeah 1.5 beers is pretty lame even if it is the first time drinking...
#25
yeah seriously...you guys think I burned my house down? and I'm not a dude by the way
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#26
Quote by nirvana001
If you people don't realize this guy is kidding after this remark...well...

It's **** like this that made me lose faith in humanity.

We do realize and by the way it's a BLUE MEENNIE grab the hole in your pocket.
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#27
Quote by Tu Madre lolz!
Hahahahaha, funniest thing I've read all day!

compared to whisky and vodka beer is pointless.
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Quote by primusfan
i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#28
Quote by ihatefender
compared to whisky and vodka beer is pointless.


Well not everyone drinks to get drunk though.
#29
Quote by misty_b
No I think they were called like Bacradli Breezers or something lolz


breezer is not beeer, i hate wen somebody goes i got some beer, i say wat brand, they say somethin like WKD im like WTF THTS NOT BEEER!!!


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#30
Quote by honeybiscuit
Dylan Thomas was a poet whos last words were "I've had 18 straight whiskies . . . I think that's the record."

actual last words were, "After 39 years, this is all I've done."
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#31
Quote by Stingz.
breezer is not beeer, i hate wen somebody goes i got some beer, i say wat brand, they say somethin like WKD im like WTF THTS NOT BEEER!!!

Yeah, we call it bitch beer around here. Any kind of flavored beer. It'll make your nuts fall off if you drink it.