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The temperatures are going above the 90's here in the south east and us active to semi-active males are undoubtedly cursed at this time of year with the dreaded condition known as "SWAMP BALLS." Now, for those of you who do no know what swamp balls are, it is the condition that occurs in hot, humid weather while working or just plain being outside, depending on your climate, when your balls start to sweat abnormally. This sweat tends to build up in the crotchial region and build to a very putrid smell. Usually the smell happens immediately once maximum precipitation is reached but sometimes waits until the victim is in a cooler climate and the balls are allowed to dry. A word of caution. Swamp balls is usually accompanied by another testicular problem known as "magnet balls." This is when the balls seem to be attracted to either the right or the left leg and in some unfortunate cases both. The condition, swamp balls/magnet balls, can also lead to something called cabbage ass. This is usually cause by what we refer to in the medical profession as, sweaty ass crack. The same concept for both but cabbage ass is usually accompanied by an excessive amount of flatulants (or farting). Thus the smell is intensified by the usual sulfuric (egg) smell of most farts.
There is only one cure for this alement. It is baby powder or some sort of starch based powder that would be readily available to you at the onset of swamp balls/cabbage ass.
Warning: excessive use of powder can result in the doughball effect. Whereas the over abundance of powder begins to roll between the sack and the legs and also in the ass crack and forms into little sweaty doughballs. So use your powder conservatively.
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that's good.

and Incardito^^ needs to shut up and stop spamming "1cY H0t loLz" on every thread he enters.
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^ Tread carefully Incardito if the Mods see that they might warn you!
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#8
So THAT'S what it's called! I can now die happy.
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that's good.

and Incardito^^ needs to shut up and stop spamming "1cY H0+ loLz" on every thread he enters.


And it is essential that you stop typing your examples in leet speak since you will lose all credibility in your argument. Fail'd
#12
ah man i hate swamp balls it gets real itchy and gross i hate it
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#14
It was 125 degrees yesterday, my balls and ass smelled like...... balls and ass.....
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And it is essential that you stop typing your examples in leet speak since you will lose all credibility in your argument. Fail'd


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#16
I like that smell of swamp balls. Only my own though, no one else's swamp balls cut if for my nasal pleasures.
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#17
I don't get swamp balls, I get swamp ass. It sucks even more. After a long hard day of skateboarding, swamp ass is at its worst and only a shower can relieve it.
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#19
I think deoderant (sp?) works aswell. Like after you get out of the bath/shower (or other cleaning appliance) apply deoderant to your asscrack and crotch region. Be very carefull though, please ensure that no deoderant touches, or otherwise come into contact with, your bellend or your actual asshole.

Ignorance of this notice, or just plain stupidity, may result in high frequency burning sensation of the asshole and the bellend. Tread with caution, you have been warned!
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^^Yep, not too many things worse than some deoderant on the pecker hole or the brown eye. Thats why I said to use powder. No chance of that happening. Just the sweaty dough balls can occur.
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Whats ICY hot?????
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#23
^^Something you really don't want to put on your change purse. But hey, if you want to go ahead and rub one out with it rather than using some motion lotion.
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I have a soul, I just could care less about the fellow....and your spamming.

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