#1
i see hawt women at the pool and get boners. any one have similar storys ?


EDIT : this was a joke about icy hot. im sorry i have failed so bad at humor.
Last edited by Markieg3 at Jul 13, 2007,
#3
its so much faster to just spell hot the way it's supposed to be spelled. 3 letters as opposed to 4
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#4
take it to the gay thread
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#5
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Put icy hot on it.


Fool.

Who doesn't?
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Put icy hot on it.


You're gonna get banned if you don't stop it, man.
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#7
sometimes
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#8
I saw a noob once it was ROFL he talked about putting icy hot up his butt and then i said lol Noob.
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#9
I once pillaged a thousand villages and drank the blood of the fallen and ate thier dogs.


as for the pool thing...yeah me too.
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me too

'Tis quite annoying.


I also see you're not getting boners at JUSt women....
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#15
I try to have enough self-control to not pop one around attractive women.
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#16
oh god. what have i done ? do you guys get it ? its a joke ? like icy hot ? this story isnt real ? i havent been to a publice pool for years
#17
k.
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#18
next time it happens, google tubgirl
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I also see you're not getting boners at JUSt women....


..They were hot though!

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#20
I have put if im with my family its hard to get a boner
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#21
Sounds like a Blink 182 song.
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#22
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oh god. what have i done ? do you guys get it ? its a joke ? like icy hot ? this story isnt real ? i havent been to a publice pool for years

What, in God's name is a publice pool? Is that where the STD ridden *****s go to swim? You forgot an E, too, btw.
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What, in God's name is a publice pool? Is that where the STD ridden *****s go to swim? You forgot an E, too, btw.

Hey, you pointed out that guy's typo.

Good job, man.
#25
When ever I get a boner at the pool, I place my hands on my hips, walk directly in front of some chick in the the who is distracted by it's coolness and quickly slap her in the face with it, while standing their with a blank expression on my face...
Does that make me socially awkward?
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#26
No, I just swam around a few hot friends of mine, never had the problem. You get used to it.
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