Im a fan of funny slogan t-shirts, i was wondering which ones UGers owned...

Mine include:

665 I live next door to the devil

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

If an artist is someone good at art, then im a sexist...

Hi, Im Barry Scott (picture of him holding cilit bang)

You look better in your myspace pictures
necrophelia-the urge to crack open a cold one

i dont have a t shirt like that but i want one

Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
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Hi, Im Barry Scott (picture of him holding cilit bang)

There's no way in hell I'd wear that t-shirt

masturbation is sex with someone you love

what an awesome t-shirt

Quote by darkstar2466

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

Stand back- i dont know how big this thing gets.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
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Meat is Murder - Delicious, tasty murder.

i have the exact same one
Leader of The Mighty Powermetal Brethren. PM me to join.


Angry Mob
Feck - Irish connection
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Comma Sutra (with commas in different positions)
Quote by EirikFtw
You have achieved what I thought impossible, you are my new god

"The True Eccentric Tea Drinking Appreciation Preservation Society"
Founder of the "Marmite: We love it!" Union
translator/ radio-operator of the bass militia
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Hehe, yep.

The baby shirts are the best though....

Quote by Fallon, Jones & Sage Francis

"By the way my name is Marcus. But if you like you can call me Sensei."

American Idol - or as I call it, the Gong Show Rip-Off

According to #Yeezuz, Kanye West is a god. As if I needed more reasons to be an atheist.
I got one with a picture of cannibals eating a clown and the line 'Does this taste funny to you?' another with a picture of a thin angel with its halo and right next to it a bigger angel and the olympic rings above its head
My bro's friend has a tee with a line across the waist area and the words
'I'm up to here with midgets'.

Quote by Teh Traineez0rz

I'm having chicken nuggets for lunch.

My Day > Yours
665 would be across the street from the devil.
Quote by RHCP94
It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
I've got one of a headless guy with a pair of shears with the slogan "Will trim bush for head"
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That's a lot of booze. Frankly, I'm impressed. You're of a stronger timber than the average man, jimbob! Hail you.

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Yes you should go to a doctor, fucking moron. We can't do anything about your hemorrhoid.