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#1
making the book with two covers.
licking the lid of life.
swallowing the change.
oiling the bar.
making the beast with two backs.
stewing the beef.
experiencing the hong-kong extension.
planting the tree.
creaming the chicken.
earning your red wings.
marinading the meat.
Icing the cake.
drinking from the magic well.
stewing the beef.
greasing the pipe.
making brown babies.
unleashing the fury.
hoseing the garden.
ploughing the field.
riding the lightning.
invading the castle.

feel free to add to this list.
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Last edited by rabidguitarist at Jul 13, 2007,
#2
Introducing the Right Holy Reverend Luke Williamson to Mrs Palm and Her Five Friends.
Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#3
choking the chicken
polishing the rocket
dropping the kids off at the pool


i dont even know if thats right
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#4
Quote by daft
Introducing the Right Holy Reverend Luke Williamson to Mrs Palm and Her Five Friends.


nice. but its a bit wordy, don't you think?
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#5
Quote by rabidguitarist
nice. but its a bit wordy, don't you think?



Yeah, you could probably fap one out in the time it took to type it.
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#6
running your warlock through my scarlet monastary

looting naxx and leaving your guild

steps for forming a swastiget
#7
My personal favorite

Bleedin' the weasel

and

icin' the cake

EDIT: you already took the icing one....
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
Last edited by Amalgam at Jul 13, 2007,
#9
whacking the mole
Nerdo-sez-bo wrote:

Bon Jovi can just **** off really.

Life is one big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz to Freedom
#16
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running your warlock through my scarlet monastary

looting naxx and leaving your guild

steps for forming a swastiget


all of those i said to people, and no one has understood them
#17
Quote by rizo299
all of those i said to people, and no one has understood them


you're mixing nerd jokes with sex jokes. If you understand one genre, you cant understand the other.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#19
You used "stewing the beef" twice .


Shaking hands with the governor of love
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#22
Masturbating
jerking off
beating you meat


...r i do it write?


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dropping the kids off at the pool




That's pooping.
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#23
Quote by vicd08
Masturbating
jerking off
beating you meat


...r i do it write?




That's pooping.


It's Dropping the cosby kids at the pool
#25
Quote by vicd08





That's pooping.



So is "making brown babies" (original post) - they're not all masturbation based.
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#26
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It's Dropping the cosby kids at the pool





666 BRO
#27
Quote by rabidguitarist
you're mixing nerd jokes with sex jokes. If you understand one genre, you cant understand the other.


believe me i understand both

#28
Polish the ostrich. Thats my friends one. Tommy tank is a less subtle one (I suppose that's more cockney rhyming slang though.)
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#29
Quote by daft
Introducing the Right Holy Reverend Luke Williamson to Mrs Palm and Her Five Friends.


lol, there's a brand of surfboard wax called Mrs. Palmers and her 5 sisters.
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


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one time i fucked a sofa.


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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#30
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lol, there's a brand of surfboard wax called Mrs. Palmers and her 5 sisters.


ya but isnt there straight up sex wax too?
#31
Quote by shedlight
running your warlock through my scarlet monastary

looting naxx and leaving your guild

steps for forming a swastiget


A fellow wow player!

I actually kinda got those. Not the 3rd one though.

Wettin' the whistle
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#32
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A fellow wow player!

I actually kinda got those. Not the 3rd one though.

Wettin' the whistle


the third one is from /b/
#33
Quote by shedlight
the third one is from /b/

ZOMG SIF BREAK RULE 1!!

Curse you Hot Fuzz, I wanted to say that. >.>
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HELL YES!

tis some pretty intresting, I have nearly read (masturbated) to all the articles on Wiki.

#34
Wtf are "euphanisms"?

In terms of euphemisms:
* Doin' the Han Solo
* Doing your homework
* Drilling for oil
* Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love
* Fire the Surgeon General
* Fishing with dynamite
* Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
* Holding your own
* Left to your own devices
* Liquidating the inventory
* Making a cash withdrawal
* Minding your own business
* Pat the Robertson
* Playing solitaire
* Putting your thumb in the porridge
* Raining on your parade
* Relishing your hot dog
* Rubbing yourself until you have an orgasm
* Sampling the secret sauce
* Shooting yourself in the foot
* Spending your Christmas bonus
* Stewing in your own juices
* Summoning the genie
* Taking a load off
* Taking matters into your own hands
* Toying with your Death Star
* Using the Force
* Varnishing the banister
* Wrestling with your emotions
* Working up a foamy lather
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#36
We all do realize that the black plague was just one giant euphemism for a league of ninjas slaughtering europeans...right?
#38
I'm savin' it for marriage ............... in a Mason jar.

Gettin yer nubbin' greased.

The Horizontal Mambo.

The Horizontal Bop.

Gettin' Horizontal.

Buns-up Kneeling.

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen.

Playing Tonsil-Hockey.

Mustache Ride.

Experiencing the magical healing powers of the Bearded Clam.

Taking her temperature.

Losing ten pounds in one easy move(ment).

Pinching a loaf.

The Purple-Helmet warrior.

My Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile.

One-Eyed Sam.

Love Pump.

I rose to the occasion.

I've erected a monument in her honour.

Gettin' some Brown-eye.

Being Seduced by the Dark Side of the Force.

Traveling the Hershey Highway.

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