#1
Hey, does anyone know any good Hellen Keller jokes that haven't been told a million times already (like the dog one or the punishment one, etc.)? They're so funny, but if you don't find any new ones they get old fast.
#2
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

She was a woman.

i dunno if u heard this one or not
I see no sign of fortress.
#3
Why could Hellen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

She had to moan with the other.

I never get tired of that one.
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#4
yeah i got a great one! ready? here, here, it goes like this!:

why couldnt hellen keller use the search bar? cause shes a woman.

...

hahahah!

(**** search bar jokes)
there... i just killed two birds with one stone.
#5
Hey have you guys ever seen Hellen keller's house?

Neither has she...


*crickets*
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Why could Hellen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

She had to moan with the other.

I never get tired of that one.

I lol'd
#9
What did Helen Keller say to the dead baby? Nothing.
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i think the best one was that 3.14 apple pi thing he did

"All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that **** and i got high on Life."
#12
How long does it take to boil Helen Keller?


I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.
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What did Helen Keller say to the dead baby? Nothing.


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#14
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How long does it take to boil Helen Keller?


I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.


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