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he was born on dec. 25th right?

or was he.....!!??

I think he was actually born closer to Jan. 6th.
I read this somewhere, so does anyone know more about this, because i've been wondering for some time now. And please, in all seriusness, because it has been documented that a man named Jesus Christ was born.
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He was also black. Right on!
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#3
I believe we discussed in another thread that he was born before the Universe.
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#4
Old News,

Its somewhat common knowledge that Dec. 25th is not his real birthday.
It's just a date picked out by the church to celebrate his birth.
Nobody knows the real date he was born
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he was born on dec. 25th right?

or was he.....!!??

I think he was actually born closer to Jan. 6th.
I read this somewhere, so does anyone know more about this, because i've been wondering for some time now. And please, in all seriusness, because it has been documented that a man named Jesus Christ was born.


You are right.

Jesus Christ was NOT born on Dec. 25

However! A pagan holiday WAS celebrated on the 25th before his time. When the Holy Church was formed, they placed Christmas on the 25th to not only celebrate him but discourage the Pagan holiday
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but scientist believe it was closer to jan 6th right? anyone hear that before?


he was also jewish, not black.
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He was also black. Right on!



Black people DON'T have straight hair.

Unless they are Michael Jackson, but I'm sure Jesus isn't Michael Jackson.
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Black people DON'T have straight hair.

Unless they are Michael Jackson, but I'm sure Jesus isn't Michael Jackson.


I've known several black people with straight hair.


Is this better?
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I've known several black people with straight hair.


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OMG TIS BOB MARLEY, BOB MARLEY IS JESUS???

Staying in topic, I also know a lot of black people with straight hair, but it's not natural, I have never seen a black guy with natural straight hair.
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You are right.

Jesus Christ was NOT born on Dec. 25

However! A pagan holiday WAS celebrated on the 25th before his time. When the Holy Church was formed, they placed Christmas on the 25th to not only celebrate him but discourage the Pagan holiday


This is true.

Christianity also borrowed the idea of Christ being born on the 25th as it was a symbolic religious birth date. Almost every specific detail in the Bible is fabricated or exaggerated after Constantine decided what should be in and what shouldn't be in the Bible.
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OMG TIS BOB MARLEY, BOB MARLEY IS JESUS???


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wow, this thread went to hell.

Seems like a prediction of our futures to me.
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but scientist believe it was closer to jan 6th right? anyone hear that before?


he was also jewish, not black.

You can be both, there are these people in Africa who trace their line to Hebrew immigrants from ancient Palestine. I saw it on Digging for the Truth

And Jesus was Middle Eastern, not white like he is in most pictures
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yeah dude, i don't get why jesus has always been dipicted as some European guy with long flowing hair. haha

also i said the REAL GUY because i didn't want people to think i was just going through some lame crisis, where i need to vent or something.
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haha yes he does live in southpark.

i love it how they have like live cameras on his house, and wait for him to come out like, ground hogs day.
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Old News,

Its somewhat common knowledge that Dec. 25th is not his real birthday.
It's just a date picked out by the church to celebrate his birth.
Nobody knows the real date he was born

It was actually to convert pagans by shifting his birthdate closer to a winter pagan celebration. I hate religion
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but scientist believe it was closer to jan 6th right? anyone hear that before?


he was also jewish, not black.



He must've been black. He was born in The Middle East, correct? He would not be White. There were not white people living in the Middle East. Therefore, he was either black or looked Middle Eastern.

But what if he was a she?

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#29
I think he was born on march 25, and the pope moved the holiday way back in the day to break up pagan holidays. i heard that somewhere but im not sure.
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#30
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Jesus was a JEW!!!! not black, jewish....

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I would say this should go in the religion thread, but I honestly don't even know what the original point of this thread was.
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#32
The most frequent theory I've heard lately is that he was born sometime during the spring, though I've heard September, as well.
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#33
According to a little bit of Bible and historical geekiness, he was born in fall, around August.

I think. It was one of the fall months anyways.

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If im not mistaken Jesus Christ was born around Febuary or March...because if the whole star thing is correct...it is suposed to be some constelation...(i think it is the alpha centairi) it was only visible at that point in time
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#37
Jesus would most likely look like this



not this



But this is a Superhero Jesus I made....

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wow, ive never heard the fall, spring months theory, thats nuts.


hubris you seem to be under the impression that Jesus was born at the time of the Epiphany, that is, January 6th. This a widely discussed matter, saying that the Wise Men may actually have come at this time rather than on the 25th.

In all actuality, there were as many as 12 Wise Men and, historically, it is believed they came when Jesus was ALREADY a few months old.

So, Jesus COULD have been born during spring or summer or fall. We will never know.
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If im not mistaken Jesus Christ was born around Febuary or March...because if the whole star thing is correct...it is suposed to be some constelation...(i think it is the alpha centairi) it was only visible at that point in time


alpha centauri is a star.. not a constellation...

And Jesus wasn't born on dec 25th. That was a pagan holiday n the emperor constantine moved it back so that christianity could become more acceptable to the pagan population of the Roman empire...

And Jesus was not white either like he's depicted in most pictures... He was Jewish looking. Descendent of Isaac who were the Jews. So he was most probably Jew looking...
#40
Hah, if it is Jan 6th then I share my bday with teh christz0rz!
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