#2
Because you touch yourself at night.
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#4
because you're on dial-up?
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#5
because heavy metal takes time to gain momentum?
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#6
cause you rubbed icy hot on it like those bastards told you to!

you evil, evil man.
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#8
i thought this was gonna be about doom metal

i say it is from now on.

Doom/Sludge/Doomy Sludge/and Sludged Dööm is all that can be discussed from this post on.
#13
1. This is gonna get closed
2. 06er? You should know better...
3. It's because we're all too busy having an orgy, and you weren't invited.
#14
Quote by HeavyMetaldude
The Pits going a bit slow at the moment.

Why?
Because almost all the entertaining assholes have already been banned.

It's only a matter of time before Virgil and I are gone too.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#15
Most Pit-ters are probably looking in the Pics Of Hot Girls thread whacking off.
NOPE.
#16
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Because almost all the entertaining assholes have already been banned.

It's only a matter of time before Virgil and I are gone too.

*Sigh* So true I shall miss my beloved UG, but it does grate on me sometimes. Plus flaming has become such a big taboo now, you can't even say "STFU" without being reported, which to make just saps the fun out of the internet...
#17
its the jacking off hour...which reminds me, does anyone have a torrent of that hot chick from the hot emo girls thread????
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