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#1
Pretty simple game

for example

TS: Have you ever had sex with an air hostesse.
User: Many times. Have you ever....?

(I used the search bar.. but words where to short)


so, Have you ever had sex with a blood-related person?


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#3
no, but have you ever read a thread just as stupid?
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#4
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no, but have you ever read a thread just as stupid?


yes.

have you ever performed an illegal sex act?
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#5
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yes.

have you ever performed an illegal sex act?


No. Have you ever hit someone in the face?
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#6
yes, have you ever had ur pants ripped off when you jumped a fence?
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#9
Daily - No.....


Have you ever jumped off a cliff to find your self taking off in a timely manner?
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#10
No.

Have you ever seen the rain?
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#13
Yes. Have you ever had sex?
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#17
No -

Have you ever been wrapped in a bacon?
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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#19
Nope

Have you ever let slip a really revealing secret that came back to bite you in the ass?
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#20
Edit: Yes. Don't tell your most close-minded mate that you meditate from time to time

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#22
hell no

have you ever been banned .. (aha !! not sex related)

EDIT: to yakult


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#23
Yes,

Have you ever been dared to hump a dead tree, and then do it? (I did)
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#24
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Yes,

Have you ever been dared to hump a dead tree, and then do it? (I did)


Yes...
Have you ever masturbated using another liquid as a lubricant...if so, what?
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ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!
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Decent? Boy, you need to go at the tempo of a Dragonforce song.

#25
No,

Have You ever said or done things, and to your embarassment, comes back to haunt you everytime you think about it?
No rly?

Ya rly.
#26
Yes; nails.

EDIT: Not that I can remember.

Have you ever been hit with a used plunger?
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#27
Yes

And what the hell does seaking mean with ANOTHER liquid?

Have you ever enjoyed farting.
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#28
always..

have you ever dreamed of sex with somebody you'd never want to do it with ?
(I had it 1000 times )


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#29
No, but ive enjoyed watching Peter from Family guy farting


Have you ever invented a funny catch phrase, if so, specify
No rly?

Ya rly.
#30
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Yes

And what the hell does seaking mean with ANOTHER liquid?

Have you ever enjoyed farting.


lol.
i mean like, instead of using lotion or *shudder* spit, like dish soap
or jello.
....
*cough*
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ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!
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Decent? Boy, you need to go at the tempo of a Dragonforce song.

#31
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No, but ive enjoyed watching Peter from Family guy farting


Have you ever invented a funny catch phrase, if so, specify


I think so, but I can't think of one right now.

Have you ever had a tick on your testicles? ('cause I just returned from summer camp and removed one from there )
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#34
no

have you everfallen off a building into a bowl of jello and phonebooks
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#35
ofcourse, twice a day

Have you ever made love to both hands in the same session


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#36
Yes. (and so did my ex ).

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#37
no, have you ever been turned on by an obiusly fat/ugly chick?
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#38
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Edit: Yes. Don't tell your most close-minded mate that you meditate from time to time

Have you ever given a reach-around to a spider monkey whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance?


I lol'd

And no.

Have you ever made a move on someone of the same sex?
#40
no

have you ever touched a penis? (not yours if you're a guy)
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