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So I was on my way to get some Cran-Grape juice (which is a surprisingly awesome drink that mixes the taste of both cranberries and grapes), and I started to think about about the thing I would least like to meet in a dark alley. I decided the thing I would least like to meet would have to be a Nazi pitbull.

UG, what is the thing you would least like to meet in a dark alley?
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#4
A bottle of lube and a cactus.
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#5
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Things you would least want to MEET in an alley way, not Things you would want to BEAT in an alley way.
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My thoughts exactly. We share fears.
#10
satan of course
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#12
The Tyrant from Resident Evil. That or one of them regenerators from RE4. Just hearing those breath can make me **** myself.
#13
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OMFG!!! now, that's scary...
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#15
Death Cube K

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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#18
I'd say a largish guy with a crowbar or baseball bat shouting some sort of mixture of death threats and anti-gay slurs.

Or a charizard.
#21
GMan



I swear. That dude is just creepy. If he was just in half lit part of an alley, and I saw his face, he wouldn't need to touch me. I would just pass out from fear.

He's not THAT scary in the games, but just think about him approaching you in real life....

>.<
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#24
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You know, it wasn't funny when you posted it in the You Laugh You Lose thread and it isn't funny now.
#25
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you almost made me sh*t my pants with that. Thank you. I finally have a good background
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people here are idiot.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#26
your gonna tell me that wouldnt be scarry at the end of an alley jusst waiting for you?
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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#30
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I thought this was funny. And it suits the thread.

just wow
Death Cube K

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i know an old lady who supports abortion because it's generally low-class black women getting it performed and for her the less inner-city black kids (or blacks in general) there are, the better.

Oh Damn
#31
he has more penises on him than a gay midget with an abnormally large anus!
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people here are idiot.
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the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#33
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I thought this was funny. And it suits the thread.


that guy must be a chick magnet
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#36
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oh man

dark alley?

I have had so many nightmares about dark alleys


the scary guy at the end
is always the same


primusfan




I've had dreams about Primusfan, too, brother. Except...they weren't the same kinda dreams as yours...


Uh, I gotta go...
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#38

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that is amazing

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i like my nether regions shaved down till there soft as a babys ass. Cause thats where there going.

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#39
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DeeBO!!!!

This mexican guy named Taco who lives in my city and he's known to have murdered two people. He has a tall skinny guy with him all the time and he harrassed my friend and hit on her and slapped another one of my friends while we were on a ferry.
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