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#1
hey im in my mid teens and got into the habit or masturbation at 13. id watch videos and you do my business. anyway, i dont nearly as much pleasure anymore and im a virgin, does this mean that when i have sex it wont feel as good as if i never masturbated?
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#3
Another masturbation thread....

I'm going to start keeping count of these for the rest of the month...

EDIT= ABOVE: =O shame on you, UG loves masterbation
#4
Sex is 100 times better either way.

Everyone masturbates too much.

Don't have sex yet, your only 15.
Nikolas
#6
Quote by shreddin_frets
EDIT= ABOVE: =O shame on you, UG loves masterbation


UG also loves humour......
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#7
No.


Another person is going to feel way different than your palm.
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#8
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UG also loves humour......


And buttsekz


EDIT V Now, TS, you cant tell me she wouldnt be pleasurable to have sex with
if not...

RE-EDIT- Omg metal claw this better not be another tranny of yours...
Last edited by shreddin_frets at Jul 15, 2007,
#11
i like this pic that was posted
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#12
Quote by Metal claw

id do her...
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When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

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#13
Quote by Metal claw



Holy sprinkles

I didn't realize the girl was leaning back on her right arm, and for a second I thought her right arm was just fading into the grass...like a freaky invisible arm, or something.
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#14
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Sex is 100 times better either way.

Everyone masturbates too much.

Don't have sex yet, your only 15.


im not planning on having sex soon, just curious
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#15
Quote by matteo cubano
hey im in my mid teens and got into the habit or masturbation at 13. id watch videos and you do my business. anyway, i dont nearly as much pleasure anymore and im a virgin, does this mean that when i have sex it wont feel as good as if i never masturbated?
Uhhhh...

Anyways,maybe you should try doing it less, then you'll enjoy it more when you get around to it. Like you'd enjoy chocolate more if you don't constantly eat it.
#16
Quote by Gunpowder
Holy sprinkles

That made my day.
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

use AVG as your anti-virus
#18
Quote by grenade24
Dont be a fool, Wrap your tool.


dude hes just wacking it... i dont think he needs to wrap it if he just whacks it...
#20
Quote by llanafreak44
It's probably a dude, im warning all of you (that girl in the picture)


I i want to know why all of metalclaws tranny look so goddamn hot =/

I wanna know why his computer is full of trannys!!!
#22
Quote by Metal claw
She's not a tranny.


YES!!!!!

Are you lying?

Because, she is amazingly hot...
But if its a he, I am doomed to hell... so isnt most of the other UGers...
#23
Quote by Metal claw
She's not a tranny.


Hooray! I feel loads better now...
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#24
. . . .she is.
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i dub thee, Knight of Asskickery.

that is amazing

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i like my nether regions shaved down till there soft as a babys ass. Cause thats where there going.

The Day Cas Pwnd UG.
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0mgz Br00tal Gh0st!11!11
#27
Quote by daltonator9690
I've only one thing to say.


why does he have tampax
Quote by unplugtheradio


i dub thee, Knight of Asskickery.

that is amazing

Quote by human-blasphamy
i like my nether regions shaved down till there soft as a babys ass. Cause thats where there going.

The Day Cas Pwnd UG.
Quote by Alreddyded
0mgz Br00tal Gh0st!11!11
#29
Aaaaaaaaah
Quote by unplugtheradio


i dub thee, Knight of Asskickery.

that is amazing

Quote by human-blasphamy
i like my nether regions shaved down till there soft as a babys ass. Cause thats where there going.

The Day Cas Pwnd UG.
Quote by Alreddyded
0mgz Br00tal Gh0st!11!11
#30
haha, holy sprinkles indeed.
Just remember kids, girls have a button and boys have a pole, and wicked touching takes it toll!


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people here are idiot.
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im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#31
Quote by Leperaffinity01
cuz he's a she...



Wow, that's the second tranny in two pages! At this rate, if this thread goes onto a third page, there will be three transvestites posted in this thread!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#33
lets get back on track eh?
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#34
Quote by matteo cubano
lets get back on track eh?


Never. the title of this thread is masterbation... well, some ugers materbate to trannies and feel pleasure. therfore, if they do it enough, they'll be in your poistion. then they can answer your question. done deal? good, because i wasnt going to let you say no anyways
#36
Quote by Leperaffinity01
Omg I just read that post in the sexx thread about the brown ejaculation.....I may never masturbate again.....


Wait.... WHAT!?!?!?!!?!? BROWN EJACTULATIOZ!@!@!!!!@!!@!@!@!@!@
#38
Quote by Leperaffinity01
yea with black specs in it...


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and this happens how exactly?
#39
Quote by Leperaffinity01
yea with black specs in it...


Sounds like one of those Harry Potter jelly bean things they make nowadays.
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