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#1
I know, i know, i should consult a doctor BEFORE UG but i'm gonna try see one on friday if these pains dont stop so....

Anyone else get strange pains in there testicals thats NOT related to blueballs?

I've had them on and off for 3 days now, and they concure on the top bit of my right testical, near where the tube enters your body, and i also get pains in the sides of my bladder near my stomach.

The worst thing is, i've examined and checked my ball several times and there isn't any lumps or growths...

The pain is uncomfortable and i'm getting worried i might have a form of cancer in my happysacks...

Anyone else had this problems?
Cheers lads...ladies...
#2
go to a doctor...
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#3
Rub Icy Hot on them?





No, seriously. You're from Birmingham, you're destined to be weird
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#4
You have cancer.
of course im not a doctor just like everyone else on UG so thats the best answer your gonna get.
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You have cancer.


do you want me to explain why that isn't funny?
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#7
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Rub Icy Hot on them?





No, seriously. You're from Birmingham, you're destined to be weird



Rofl

See a doctor
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#8
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do you want me to explain why that isn't funny?

You could try but i wont care.
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#9
Quote by JamieB
Rub Icy Hot on them?





No, seriously. You're from Birmingham, you're destined to be weird


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#10
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do you want me to explain why that isn't funny?



The same reason that this thread isn't funny?


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I'm gonna slap your bitch up in a minute, JamieB....



Wife swap?

You're on.

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#11
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The same reason that this thread isn't funny?



That thread was funny, actually.. Cancer jokes piss me off because my father, and granmother died because of it.
Some people just don't understand that cancer is not a thing to mess with eh..
#12
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The same reason that this thread isn't funny?


Wife swap?

You're on.



Cant say no to a bit of wife-swapping though, we'll swap at 12pm tomorrow...Ok?
#13
Quote by JamieB
The same reason that this thread isn't funny?



that hurt.

and the answer is no. my thread isnt making a joke about a life threatening disease that kills thousands of people, and wrecks the lives of others.
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#14
Testicular torsion?
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#16
I've had that before, an ache around the left side of my bladder/lower stomach and the top of my left testicle (or more specifically, the tube going into it) hurt whenever I moved it, and ached constantly. It went after a couple of days though, and I haven't experienced it again since.

Do you trampoline, at all? I put it down to a muscle tear caused by spending too much time on my trampoline
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#17
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I've had that before, an ache around the left side of my bladder/lower stomach and the top of my left testicle hurt whenever I moved it. It went after a couple of days though, and I haven't experienced it again since.


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#19
Quote by Dr Rock
I've had that before, an ache around the left side of my bladder/lower stomach and the top of my left testicle (or more specifically, the tube going into it) hurt whenever I moved it, and ached constantly. It went after a couple of days though, and I haven't experienced it again since.

Do you trampoline, at all? I put it down to a muscle tear caused by spending too much time on my trampoline


I've been doing alot of weights recently...

EDIT:
Just read that, i almost crapped myself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hernia
#20
I've had that before. The doctor'll check for lumps, and make sure the testicle isn't twisted (if it's twisted you'd be in so much pain that you wouldn't even be able to think straight). If it passes all these tests he'll give you painkillers and tell you to go back in a couple of weeks if it still hurts. It's probably just a muscle strain, or random spasms. I remember when I was 16 / 17 I used to get bollock pain after sex which is apparently because of random spasms, which I grew out of.

If it lasts for over a week, then go see the doctor. Take anti inflammatory pain killers for the pain and a warm bath can help as well
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#21
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I've been doing alot of weights recently...


...a Hernia is sounding more likely

Wikipedia = "Increased pressure on the intervertebral discs, as produced by heavy lifting or lifting with improper technique, increases the risk of herniation."
#23
Quote by Moggan13
I know, i know, i should consult a doctor BEFORE UG but i'm gonna try see one on friday if these pains dont stop so....

Anyone else get strange pains in there testicals thats NOT related to blueballs?

I've had them on and off for 3 days now, and they concure on the top bit of my right testical, near where the tube enters your body, and i also get pains in the sides of my bladder near my stomach.

The worst thing is, i've examined and checked my ball several times and there isn't any lumps or growths...

The pain is uncomfortable and i'm getting worried i might have a form of cancer in my happysacks...

Anyone else had this problems?
Cheers lads...ladies...

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#26
Quote by skagitup
Sounds like a Variocele (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele). If so their pretty much harmless, like 1/6 guys has them I think. Wear a jock strap, haha.


Naa, he said he doesn't have any lumps. I've got pretty bad varicoceles in my left testicle... I've got to have the f*ckers surgically removed

EDIT: They disappear when I lie down, and they only hurt if I've been on my feet for a while, or been sitting down for ages so they're not that big a deal.
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#28
sounds like someone has been kicking you in the balls while you are sleeping.......



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#29
It's not that bad no, i've been sitting down for 2 hours now and no pains, it only really happens when i stand up and move around.
#30
You may have a urinary infection or a hernia or if you have been drinking a lot of caffinated beverages it can cause bubbles and cause pain.
#31
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That thread was funny, actually.. Cancer jokes piss me off because my father, and granmother died because of it.
Some people just don't understand that cancer is not a thing to mess with eh..


*pat pat*
my grandpa just got diagnosed with cancer. he got around 3 months left.
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#32
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*pat pat*
my grandpa just got diagnosed with cancer. he got around 3 months left.

you gonna get him 2 dumb blonde prostitutes to fill his fantasies?

if you dont your a very bad grandson
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#33
Quote by Moggan13
I've had them on and off for 3 days now, and they concure on the top bit of my right testical, near where the tube enters your body

I had the same aaaaages ago; passed away within about 5 days. A quick bit of internet research gave a reasonable explanation as I recall

Quote by Moggan13
and i also get pains in the sides of my bladder near my stomach.

That, however, sounds concerning.
#34
i find cancer a funny thing

the way i see it

the person is already in immense pain

lets cheer em up with some jokes about their soon be killer


i could just be sick thou
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#35
Lube up a Q-Tip with icy hot and gently insert it into the urethra. It stops the pain.
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#36
It's probably something very minor. I once had awful pain in my nuts for the better part of ten hours because I accidentally sat on them.

Don't use any Icy Hot though - I heard BenGay feels great, but Icy Hot is a no-no.
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#37
This has happened to me too. Just not the pains near the bladder, I don't find lumps or growths or anything, but it just happens, then goes away. It's odd.
#38
Although this problem sounds serious I couldn't help but laugh at the word ''Happysacks''

+10 points for turning a potentially life threatening situation into a humorous one.
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#39
idk if any of u guys remember my story back in december lol but i had the same problem... in fact it sounds almost the EXACT same... my doctor said it was just "growing pains, the epididimys (sp?) are just growing like wildfire" i have a funny doctor lol, but still GO GET IT CHECKED OUT you never know for sure, about the pains in the bladder, is it like a shooting pain from ure nuts upward? cause if i so im gonna take a gander and say that it could either be possibly a hernia or like a early stage of a kidney stone, but dont take my word for it
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