#1
Heres the story, I met a new person today, and I got her e-mail afterwards...anyway, the night after, I saw her online, at the same time, she called me and told me the person that logged on was a fake, so I decided to have some fun, and do my friend a favour! This is the conversation, in exact words, however, the conversation had me disconnected from time to time, so it will sound as if the conversation restarted, and so here it is,

Okay, Miharu is the fake person logged on,

the other one is Me...

WARNING, HAS GORY/SEXUAL DIALOGUE (and cannibal corpse lyrics)


MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
hi
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
Hi
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
lemme show you some cool stuff to read
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
its poetry
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:

MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
ok
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold ****, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
cant you see?

I want you....I like it dead
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I want to cum blood everywhere on you
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
omg
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
yes
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I love you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I want you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
if I cant have you I'll take you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I love your blood, so red
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
beautiful
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I want to see every drop of your tasty flesh and blood
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
nice
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
yes, now, would you come to me?
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
dead
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I love to see\
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
white pale flesf
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
Id love to **** you with a knife
Id love to hear you scream
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I want to **** your children, so I'll impregnate you first
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
And **** them as babies, 5 months no younger
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
so, what is your reply?
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
dont make me force it out of you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
or...I'll come for you...
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
ok yes
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
wonderfu;
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
since you are so willing id let you suffer
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
its such a beautiful abode
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
Denise...Eunice means nothing to me
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I want you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
Denise
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
ur neck is so beautiful
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
i want it hacked
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
i wanna hang it on my room

 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I apologise my love
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
its okay darling
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
internet is such a bore
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yeah
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
let us come together...
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
ok
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
r u there?
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
yes
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
im sry my love
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
why didnt you reply?
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I apologise
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
Let me make it up to you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
we shall make love to dead flesh of dogs tonight
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yucks..
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
why not make love to me?
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
Oh im sorry
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I should have not
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
left you out
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
how about
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
under a bed of thorns?
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
not thorns
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
grass..
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
make me pregnant
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:

 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
shall I
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yeah!
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
I want your baby
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
you *****, i like *****s....
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
i love em
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
are you whoring me now?

I feel so hard on right now, you make me feel very horny
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yeah!..
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yeah baby!
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
darling.......r u there???????????
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
yes Im sorry
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I was thinking about your body
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
and how it would look like dead
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
white
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
i need to see all of it
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
oh yeah!..
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
baby, u watch porn?
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
no, my love, I dont watch, I live the experience
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
all the babies you see misssing
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
all the dogs you hear crying
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
all your best fr3einds who have gone missing
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I have vialoted, sexually abused
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
killed, hacked and raped.
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
baby..i love you
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I love you too
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
change ur personal message..
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
i love you.....
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
done my dearest
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
shall I find you?
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
ya
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
where do you Live? I have an urge to **** u so badly, your **** would bleed
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
damansara
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
and, if i fail, in making you b.leed
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I shall use a knife
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
of beautiful, painless steel
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
when dyed with blood red, looks simply exquisite
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
I love that baby
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
beautiful
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
baby......come..**** me
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
yeah
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
I want my thick cum in your body
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yeah!!
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
make babies
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
let me drink ur cum
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
My beautiful lover
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
cum itself has taste ordinary
 º[R] î ¢ É®º  - / ?? [C] T c T ? ? - Rawr X3 says:
shall I mix with blood of your virgin face?
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
yeah!!
MiHaRu~EuNiCe. says:
nice


And so, after this she went offline...

She will definetely come online again, now I really wanna scare the piss out of her...So any Ideas on how to completely scare her????

I thank you for every idea submitted, I will update the conversation, if you want it, and if the ideas are awesome. Thank you UG I love you.
No rly?

Ya rly.
#2
I think you need to go to a therapist. Apparently someone wasn't hugged enough as a kid.
#3
very sick.....
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#4
I can't believe I read that. Wtf was that about? That's not ownage when they know you're ****ing around. You make me so mad *shakes fist*
#5
Tomorrow, tell her how you enjoyed last night, that her fingers tasted delicious and that you want to take her toes this time.
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#6
Quote by .willy.
I think you need to go to a therapist. Apparently someone wasn't hugged enough as a kid.



frankly speaking my stomach was turning when I typed it, but I was laughing so hard cause it was rediculous and she was stupid enough to go along with it, sides, I dont mean a word I say...and.....


....I listen to cannibal corpse...wha can i do?
No rly?

Ya rly.
#7
Quote by .willy.
I think you need to go to a therapist. Apparently someone wasn't hugged enough as a kid.

Or maybe someone was hugged too much as a child.
#10
I couldn't read that

Could you please edit it so it says something like:
Me:"...."
Her:"..."

Sorry to be a hassle but all those names hurt my head
#11
sounds like in free time you push rose stems into your penis-slit...

good job.
#14
Quote by Children Of War
frankly speaking my stomach was turning when I typed it, but I was laughing so hard cause it was rediculous and she was stupid enough to go along with it, sides, I dont mean a word I say...and.....


....I listen to cannibal corpse...wha can i do?


Not listen to them and regain mental health!?
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#16
That's not ownage, it's rather sick.

What if the girl finds out that you've said that, if the hacker is her friend or something lol
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#18
I fail to see the pwnage in that convo.
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#19
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was FOOKIN funny!!

not quite ownage though...

get her number and pretend to have phone sex??

LMAO

...I'm so wrong...

#20
What if there was no hacker? Then you've screwed up big time. Maybe she was just messing with you?
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#21
Quote by R_H_C_P
That's not ownage, it's rather sick.

What if the girl finds out that you've said that, if the hacker is her friend or something lol



She WANTS me to say that..while she was calling me she told me she has no idea who is it, and she doesnt mind me saying those sick stuff cuz after all she wants that person to stop hacking her around....
No rly?

Ya rly.
#22
Quote by Children Of War
She WANTS me to say that..while she was calling me she told me she has no idea who is it, and she doesnt mind me saying those sick stuff cuz after all she wants that person to stop hacking her around....


there's different and better ways to do that
#23
Quote by deluxity
there's different and better ways to do that



well, okay, anything to get the hacker off the acc, cause im sick and twisted and I wanna change that?


but seriously, I dont have any leads on that person I thought I could just scare her off, the owner of the account is currently under a state of depression and confusion...
No rly?

Ya rly.
#24
thats ****ing disgusting... thats also why death/black metal is a disgrace to music.....
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#25
Quote by Children Of War
well, okay, anything to get the hacker off the acc, cause im sick and twisted and I wanna change that?


but seriously, I dont have any leads on that person I thought I could just scare her off, the owner of the account is currently under a state of depression and confusion...


Yeah, but why do you care so much anyway?
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#27
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thats ****ing disgusting... thats also why death/black metal is a disgrace to music.....


#28
Quote by mw7
thats ****ing disgusting... thats also why death/black metal is a disgrace to music.....

Yep.
*shrugs* I don't know...
#30
I think the next step is to phone her. Withhold your number and let rip
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