#1
Ok, so there's this girl i realllly like and she just posted this on her blog thing:

Beaner's White Lighting= 2 shots of expresso= 6 cups of coffee= me throwing up my guts.

Lesson: Always know what your drinking.

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I need something witty to reply with, but I can't think of anything....help would be greatly appreciated.

+10 to the best one.
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#2
How about...

You missed the vital ingredient..

[insert something like AIDS, or HIV for extra wittiness]
#3
Something about her drinking semen.
Duh.
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#4
"I'll show you some white lightning."

How's that?
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"I'll show you some white lightning."

How's that?

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#6
ehhhhhhh something NOT sexually refrenced.....please?
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#7
For coffee?

Say it out loud.
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#8
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"I'll show you some white lightning."

How's that?




You're a genius.

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ehhhhhhh something NOT sexually refrenced.....please?


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#11
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"I'll show you some white lightning."

How's that?

Yes, this one, definitely.
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#13
Quote by The Leader
"I'll show you some white lightning."

How's that?



I very much like that one, but, alas, she is not the type of girl to find that amusing
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#14
Wow...this is absolutely amazing...

"UG, quick! I'm not witty on my own! Help me think up something witty to say so I can impress a female!"


And I agree, The Leader's is the best. But then again, he's the leader for a reason...
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#15
"its eSSpresso, not eXpresso...

...

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#16
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I very much like that one, but, alas, she is not the type of girl to find that amusing



She seems like a prude in that case. Post it anyway, maybe she is a kinky little ho.
#21
Beaner's White Lighting= 2 shots of expresso= 6 cups of coffee=me having an erection...

...lesson: Drink more beaner's white lightning...errr....wanna f*ck?
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#24
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I very much like that one, but, alas, she is not the type of girl to find that amusing

Do it anyways...

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Man, you have to. This will surely impress her
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#26
Is she saying she drank all that? Cos if she is, she's being a bit silly with the old mathematical functions.
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#31
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how about

me+you=fun date?



Or...me+you=date rape?
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How about...

You missed the vital ingredient..

[insert something like AIDS, or HIV for extra wittiness]


You missed the vital ingrediant...Icy Hot
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