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#1
Zomg, I have got to be the most romantic man on UG.

In the finilisation (...some sweet spelling there) of plans to meet tommorow with my girlfriend of 2 years ish I managed to come out with;

"But if you're willing to risk being infected with a whole new disease, i'm willing to risk infecting you"

...I'm ill you see :p


What are some truly (*cough*) inspiring lines you've managed to come out with?

NOTE: This thread is not a "Hilarious" pick uplines thread, true stories would be appreciated :p


and for those who missed it the first time, you can't spot the difference :p


Zomg, I have got to be the most romantic man on UG.

In the finilisation (...some sweet spelling there) of plans to meet tommorow with my girlfriend of 2 years ish I managed to come out with;

"But if you're willing to risk being infected with a whole new disease, i'm willing to risk infecting you"

...I'm ill you see :p


What are some truly (*cough*) inspiring lines you've managed to come out with?

NOTE: This thread is not a "Hilarious" pick uplines thread, true stories would be appreciated :p
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Last edited by meh! at Jul 15, 2007,
#2
"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger......a man on the move and just sick enough to be totally confident.

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#3
"Hey mom, look I have an erection"
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#5
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I guess thats romantic in a way...maybe



...Do you perhaps date a cancerous growth? If so, yes, yes that is romantic.
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#6
"We've been dating for quite a while now, and i'm wondering if you'd allow me to bomb your harbor."
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ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!
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Decent? Boy, you need to go at the tempo of a Dragonforce song.

#7
"I miss you this much -stretches arms out wide- and more"
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#8
That's more enlightening than romantic, meh.

Good luck with the disclaimer too.

I'd share my moment but you'd all fall in love with me.
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#9
i drank becz i wanted to get away... now i just don't want to get away...

use it in a different context maybe
#11
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"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"



ROFL

I'm sigging this.
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#12
Quote by meh!
...Do you perhaps date a cancerous growth? If so, yes, yes that is romantic.



No I do not date a canerous growth.

If in fact you or her have cancer, I am sorry and you are one romantic bastard.
#13
"wanna ride in my car and have sex while driving down the highway?"
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#14
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Good luck with the disclaimer too.




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#15
Hmm, I have many of those moments to recall, but won't because it seems nobody is taking this serious.
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#17
I did this... I regret it, she was hot. But I think I saved it at the end. No?

*walking along the street*

gf: *tries to hold my hand but I pull away* Hey why wont you hold my hand? Are you ashamed of me or something?
Me: No...
gf: well why wont you hold my hand?
Me: We've only been going out 2 weeks! We havent even had sex yet!
gf: *gets a strange look and walks away angrily*
Me: ok, fine. I'll hold your hand.
gf: *doesnt come back*
Me: *goes to friends house*

She said if I had of come after her she wouldnt of broken up wth me... Oh well, live and learn.
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#18
Quote by Zeke5000
"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"


I don't know why but i laughed when i read that
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#19
Quote by Kensai


I'd share my moment but you'd all fall in love with me.



im willing to take that risk
#21
"I dont have a STD"
"Scream real loud in my ass!"
"Have sex with me or i'll kill your whole family!"
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ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!
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Decent? Boy, you need to go at the tempo of a Dragonforce song.

#22
"Hold on! I've still got a shoe on!"


It's bad when these things happen.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#24
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"My soul was in the last and found, and baby, you just found it" ( . )( . ) <<<<<OH. YEA!



Did you die of having ...cringed so much that your face just got stuck?
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#27
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im willing to take that risk


You'll end up like these two

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Too late.


<.<


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i already am


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#28
K, now that the bi-monthly "insert our selves ever so carefully into someone's special spot" competition is over...:p

>.>
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#29
Quote by Kensai
That's more enlightening than romantic, meh.

Good luck with the disclaimer too.

I'd share my moment but you'd all fall in love with me.


I dont think "Hold my penis, Mistress_Ibanez." alludes anything to be desired.
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#30
"I'll promise to never let go if promise not to either."


I posted something relevant!!!
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#31
For me it was probably
"You can be the woman this time...."
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#33
These all sound VERY cheezy/retarded, but bear in mind I was drunk when I made (most) if these comments.

Me: Goddamn, you're so pretty I could wack off right now...

Her: But, you don't have to share your coat with me, it's really cold outside!
Me: Look girl, even the moon is splitting itself for you!
[point at the full moon as it fades into a half one]

Her: You'll have to sit next to me so no strangers come and try to feel me up!
Me: What if someone you knows tries to feel you up, then? *wink*

I'm not good at those things.
#34
Well... probably the most cheesiest of lines i've ever said to my gf was...

"Babe, I live for you and I'ld even die for you..."

know thats sorta sad and cliche... but it seemed to flatter my gf the first time i said it to her... and i was quite serious............
#35
so my girl friend moved to philly....and i live in eastern north carolina....so she called me one day saying that its not gonna work out...its to long distance...and i hung up like right then...i freaking left that very second to drive to philly left a note for my parents and just headed out in my peice of **** car. It took like a day...but i got there and i walked right up to her house...knocked on her door...she answered and i said

"theres nothing that i wont do to stay with you"
and then we made out there
then the next month we broke up :P
#37
I love you?

or


Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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#38
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"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

Isn't that from a Kevin Smith flick?
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#39
I once said that my band's ex-bass player has a sweet sweet cornhole. I thought that was a pretty mushy moment.
We're only strays.
#40
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so my girl friend moved to philly....and i live in eastern north carolina....so she called me one day saying that its not gonna work out...its to long distance...and i hung up like right then...i freaking left that very second to drive to philly left a note for my parents and just headed out in my peice of **** car. It took like a day...but i got there and i walked right up to her house...knocked on her door...she answered and i said

"theres nothing that i wont do to stay with you"
and then we made out there
then the next month we broke up :P



No ones gunna beat that.
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