Poll: Toilet paper?
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View poll results: Toilet paper?
2 squares
10 10%
a whole bunch
81 83%
no..
7 7%
Voters: 98.
#1
This should be pretty self-explanatory...


oh, and personally, ive never used two squares...the risk of getting my hands hot sauced is too consistent!
Last edited by zwound at Jul 16, 2007,
#2
im not sure i follow.


are we just to discuss toilet paper in general? anything we want about it?

scrunch or fold?
#3
ummm is there gonna be a poll or something
there it is
You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
#5
what is toilet paper?
You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
#7
Didn't Sheryl Crow say recently that we should all be using only one square of paper per toilet visit. Just the one. To clean the whole thing...

I myself use a bunch of the stuff.
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#8
Be a man, use your hand.

...kidding of course. I picked whole bunch
#10
Quote by daytripper75
i voted 2, but only to make the poll results resemble a penis.

good call, i would never have thought to do that.


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#11
I just take a ****load and scrunch it up and keep doing that until it's clean down there.
#12
Quote by lepermessiah22
good call, i would never have thought to do that.



yeah. it was cool while it lasted.
#13
Yeah, but Sheryl Crow is a ****ing moron. Paper is a renewable resource, why not make efforts at something that actually matters.

I mean when I ****, it's like a stick of dynamite went off in a bowl of brownie batter. Toilet paper ftw!
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#14
this poll looks like teh cockzorz
You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
#15
Two ply, I use 4 squares. Two, upon two. Single ply, I use six.
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#16
Quote by rainbowdollar
a whole bunch...and i tend to use it more often than you guys.


none?!?! please say that you were just f*cking w/the poll...PLEEEEASE

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#19
I use enough.

I don't count the squares...

Does that make me weird?

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#20
sheryl crow's statement was a joke that was taken out of context. lay off. she was just trying to be funny
#21
Quote by daytripper75
i voted 2, but only to make the poll results resemble a penis.

+1
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ok so whats the technique? just backwards and fowards at decent speed right?!
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#22
Quote by abcdboy
Two ply, I use 4 squares. Two, upon two. Single ply, I use six.


you actually count how many squares you use? i jsut take a handful then fold it up.

scrunchers are teh sukz0r!!1!!111!
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#23
Theres a RHCP song(kinda) about wiping with your hand

edit: here we go

Stranded
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl
Stranded
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
Stranded
Stranded on a toilet bowl !
Last edited by Kevin97220 at Jul 16, 2007,
#24
Quote by MrDinkleberry
I use enough.

I don't count the squares...

Does that make me weird?

Yep.
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#26
my grandma always yells at me to use 2 squares..also seen on tv alot of 'perfect' people use 2 squares (like edd on ed, edd & eddy)...

however, when i was poor i didnt use toilet paper...i used to scrunch up newspapers and use them...well i was really poor then..i'm middle class now, baby
#28
Quote by rainbowdollar
but what about for us girls?? when we piss do we just shake/air dry ourselve?!?

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#29
A whole bunch.
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#30
Quote by rainbowdollar
but what about for us girls?? when we piss do we just shake/air dry ourselve?!?


I guess just wipe lol
I don't know what to say

blowdryer FTW lol jk

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Last edited by Kevin97220 at Jul 16, 2007,
#31
Quote by rainbowdollar
but what about for us girls?? when we piss do we just shake/air dry ourselve?!?


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