this is a joke that i've come by....sorry if it's a little offensive

The CEO of Murphy Nail Company wanted a new television ad so he hired some guys to make it for him. They showed him their first draft commercial and it was a scene of Jesus on the cross....then it zoomed into Jesus' hands and it said "MURPHY NAIL COMPANY". The CEO was like "NO! We can't do this! This is awful! Make me a new commercial!"
About a week later, they came back with a new commercial. It started out in the desert with the Flight of the Bumblebee playing. In the distance you could see one dot followed by two dots traveling across the horizon. Then it zooms up to the first dot and it's Jesus running as fast as he can with two guards running behind him. Then one guard turns to the other and says "This never would have happened if we had used Murphy Nails!"
In school, they told me, "Practice makes perfect". Then they said, "Nobody's perfect", so I quit practicing.
...thats more offensive than funny
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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.

Writing music is hard D:
aww you little soft minded children, it was hilarius, i laughed at this more than the world of warcraft death thing where the dude went like "did he drop any good loot"
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Cool, thanks Lagrance.

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