#1
Anyone ever see these?

When I was a kid these booklets were shoved in my locker all of time. We would actually trade them trying to get the whole collection. They are hilarious by how bad they are but scary as shit because some people actually think this way about human behaviour and the result of it. I will probably get a lot of "Think belongs in the religion thread" but I am looking at the humor of the books. If it get closed so be it. Post your favorite one. I am leaning towards "Bad Bob".
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#2
... what?
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#3
Wow, that's the weirdest way to preach the gospel ever...
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#5
I couldn't tell if that's a parody or not. Please tell me it is... because that oversimplified mindwashing crap just got to be a parody.
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#6
I'm pretty sure they're being serious. I think it's more scary than funny, if people think that the world is that simple. For all the Catholics out there, read the one about "Are Catholics Really Christians?" and you'll see how stupid these are.
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#7
Yeah they are serious. I think students would sneak them into our lockers during class. Then again in 1993 there weren't the same school safety procedures as there are now. I don't know. I think a teacher in the halls would have seen it and reported it. Unless they were allowed in to do it. I find them on the sidewalks all of the time now so anyone could have just went around and placed them. Hell I found one this morning which kind of prompted me to post about them.
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"By the way my name is Marcus. But if you like you can call me Sensei."

American Idol - or as I call it, the Gong Show Rip-Off

According to #Yeezuz, Kanye West is a god. As if I needed more reasons to be an atheist.
#8
*placing order...*
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#10
I read the 'Big Daddy' one. Apparently it says evolution is full of holes, but the thing itself is full of holes. Like they said Richard Leakey found a normal human skull cap dating 212 million years. That's bull. He found an early primitive skull dating 1.9 million. It was contaminated by Volcanic rock, which adds much more carbon to the sample and causes it to seem older in carbon dating. And saying most experts agree Lucy was a strange chimp is just wrong. Most experts don't support that at all. If they believed that, Lucy's genus would be changed from Australopithecus to Pan (the chimp genus).
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#11
This reminds me of the silly "monks" that i bump into in the street of lincoln, who ask me to buy a book from them trying to convert me into a monk.
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#13
I've just read the one with the Musim man, it's scary. This site is mental, I'm always in disbelief when I get shown things like this.
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#14
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I read the 'Big Daddy' one. Apparently it says evolution is full of holes, but the thing itself is full of holes. Like they said Richard Leakey found a normal human skull cap dating 212 million years. That's bull. He found an early primitive skull dating 1.9 million. It was contaminated by Volcanic rock, which adds much more carbon to the sample and causes it to seem older in carbon dating. And saying most experts agree Lucy was a strange chimp is just wrong. Most experts don't support that at all. If they believed that, Lucy's genus would be changed from Australopithecus to Pan (the chimp genus).

Adding carbon to a sample would make it seem younger, rather than older. The method for carbon dating is comparing the amount of carbon that has not deteriorated to the amount that would be in it if it was brand new. By measuring what is left, and putting in some formula that involves the half-life of carbon, you come out with the result of carbon dating. Therefore, if this skull is as contaminated as you say it is, in reality it would be closer to 212 million years old than 1.9 million. I'm not trying to defend the tract, merely pointing out that your method is incorrect.
#15
The Catholic one is just...ouch. In a world where everyone tries to promote understanding, we have jerks like these setting back faith relations another 100 years...
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