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I got a slurpie *yum* and we realised that they don't have any black straws.

I preceded to take a red straw, walk to the cashier and ask "Excuse me sir. Do you have this in black?"

He said he wasn't sure, but he'd check. He then went thru one of those 'employee only' doors. Came back. and told us "we just ran out, sorry."


I could barely keep a straight face.


Anyone have any similar stories?
#3
I once tried to order pizza from a gaming store over the phone.
Quote by Jackal58
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#10
Quote by LoveMCR
I got a slurpie *yum* and we realised that they don't have any black straws.

I preceded to take a red straw, walk to the cashier and ask "Excuse me sir. Do you have this in black?"

He said he wasn't sure, but he'd check. He then went thru one of those 'employee only' doors. Came back. and told us "we just ran out, sorry."


I could barely keep a straight face.


Anyone have any similar stories?



You know when we go through the "employees only door" we just stand there a few seconds, don't look for what you want, then come back to say "Sorry we just ran out" When I'm working I do it all the time if someone asks if we have more a particular item.
Duke Ellington - If it sounds good, it is good.
#12
wtf tryin to get emo colour straws you emo.
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a Warwick
#13
We were wondering what he would say. but he seemed like he actually thought they had black straws.
His name was Hank. *even more *
#14
Quote by Joshrocker48
Why? just why?

her user name is LOVEmcr and she wanted a black straw....you figure it out
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#16
Quote by Anything Goes
You know when we go through the "employees only door" we just stand there a few seconds, don't look for what you want, then come back to say "Sorry we just ran out" When I'm working I do it all the time if someone asks if we have more a particular item.



He left it open. =].

He was looking through boxes. None of them labeled 'straws' or anything of the sort.
#17
Quote by bono_b
her user name is LOVEmcr and she wanted a black straw....you figure it out


=O!!!! I love you. lol.

You actually realised that I'm not a dude.

you still fail.


We do stuff like that all the time. I'll go into like, Hot Topic (that place scaressss me so much...) and get like trips, and ask if they have it in a smaller size in pink. it's fun. =]
#18
Quote by bono_b
her user name is LOVEmcr and she wanted a black straw....you figure it out


Because everything MCR related is black or "gothic" or whatever
#19
Quote by We'realltoBlame
I once tried to order pizza from a gaming store over the phone.


i've done that before..................they called Pizza Hut and had it delivered to my house
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#20
Are you not the same girl that wanted to dye her hair blacK?
I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A poor Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!


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#21
Quote by Fender420
wtf tryin to get emo colour straws you emo.

If black = emo

then Johnny Cash (The man in black) = emo?

#22
Quote by Flemfloyd
Are you not the same girl that wanted to dye her hair blacK?



I'm glad you remember me. and yes. but that's beside the point.
#24
Quote by prashant341
I'm that 7-11 guy...
What a small world


Hey Hank, been busy?
I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A poor Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!


Dave Mustaine Kill List:
Draken
WinterMadness79
Dirge Humani
MrGuitar123
RHCP94
Coins
Magnus_Maximus
#26
Quote by prashant341
I'm that 7-11 guy...
What a small world



So... you're bald, ugly, you don't shower, you weigh roughly 450lbs, and your name is Hank?


Small world, eh?
#27
Quote by LoveMCR
=O!!!! I love you. lol.

You actually realised that I'm not a dude.

you still fail.


We do stuff like that all the time. I'll go into like, Hot Topic (that place scaressss me so much...) and get like trips, and ask if they have it in a smaller size in pink. it's fun. =]

You fearz teh Hot Topicz? Holy ****z! Do you liek mudkipz?
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If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#28
Quote by We'realltoBlame
You fearz teh Hot Topicz? Holy ****z! Do you liek mudkipz?


Like??


no no no no no.
Love.

Teh mudkipz = teh sex.
#29
omgz u r tehh funniez

If only I were you.

*sigh*

I could think up such clever, rascally teenaged pranks. Oh, the joy it would bring to me. The laughs, the wonder.

Oh, to be young again.
Last.fm

WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS
AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAMS
#31
I tried to order a cheeseburger from a pizza place, they kept saying they don't serve cheeseburgers but i insisted that they did and that I would give them tree-fitty for one.
#32
Quote by Herman-Ri
I tried to order a cheeseburger from a pizza place, they kept saying they don't serve cheeseburgers but i insisted that they did and that I would give them tree-fitty for one.


I order taco's from the local Dunkin' Dounuts.
#35
I did something similar to this once, but replace asking for straws with killing small children and "Do you have this in black?" with "I'ma rape you."
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there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#36
I don't go to 7-11 because I always get harrased my hippies there....
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#37
Quote by Flemfloyd
Are you not the same girl that wanted to dye her hair blacK?


I hope she didn't, her natural color was so pretty...oh well...
Who dat?
#38
I went to 7-11 today... and I got a slurpie! holy ****! so we're standing in line and some random dude there asks if we had seen transformers, and said he downloaded a boot leg and that it was good and was i robot... it was weird...
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Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#39
Quote by killedbyaspork
I went to 7-11 today... and I got a slurpie! holy ****! so we're standing in line and some random dude there asks if we had seen transformers, and said he downloaded a boot leg and that it was good and was i robot... it was weird...

Thanks for pointing out how stupid this thread is...attention seeking thread creator
Ibanez RG350ex
#40
I work at Wal-Mart now, so you can imagine the stupid stuff I hear throughout the day. Some serious, some not so serious, but I don't really care, it gives me something to do.
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