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#4
My clone.


Then it'd just be masturbating pretty much.
Kein Engel kommt um euch zu rächen...

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#5
Jessica biel
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#6
That assassin chick from Rush Hour 2

/obsessed with RH2.
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
#7
Wanting to be raped by someone kinda defeats the purpose...

But I guess my ex. he probably has a little wiener, so it won't hurt as much...
#14
Need a couple of details here.

1. If our choice is a female, is she doing the deed via strap-on?
2. Does this rape come with a reach around?
#15
its not that saying you want to be raped. its just saying, if a rape was inevitable, who would you like to be getting raped by.
#17
Brian Peppers.
Gear:
Jackson Pro Series DK2 Dinky (Eerie Dess Swirl)
Ibanez XPT700 Xiphos (Chameleon Red) =D

Crate FXT65 amp with 3-way foot switch
Ibanez Weeping Demon Wah Pedal
#19
Scarlet Johansen.

Guitars:
Fender Standard Strat
Fender Deluxe Active Jazz Bass
Martin DX1

Amps:
Peavey Classic 50/212

Pedal Board:
Gator 8-Bus
Boss TU-2 Tuner
Digitech Bad Monkey
Ibanez CF7 Chorus/Flanger
ISP Decimator
Dual button footswitch
#22
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Edit: And to the retarded breeders, women can rape guys you know. Embarrassing but true.



Sure it could happen, but the chances that it's actually a chick I wouldn't want to have sex with in the first place are very, very slim.
Breedlove Studio D25/SM Acoustic
Epiphone Les Paul Custom w/ EMGs
B-52 AT-212 Tube Amp
MXR 10 Band EQ
Digitech Bad Monkey
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
#24
Quote by Op3th
Sure it could happen, but the chances that it's actually a chick I wouldn't want to have sex with in the first place are very, very slim.


But wouldn't you be enjoying it because you gotta have a boner to have sex right?
#25
Quote by Op3th
Sure it could happen, but the chances that it's actually a chick I wouldn't want to have sex with in the first place are very, very slim.

I see your bluff and raise you two uggos.



#26
Quote by maXterbat0r
Wanting to be raped by someone kinda defeats the purpose...

But I guess my ex. he probably has a little wiener, so it won't hurt as much...


Ooooo, pwnt...

I'm going to have to second Zakk Wylde. That is horridly disgusting though.

So basically, you didnt bang a girl, because she was shocked how small it was.
Lolz @ j00 and your tiny p3n1s.



I *heart* Metal ----Violent J----
#27
Quote by ckellingc
I see your bluff and raise you two uggos.





OMG.

I almost puked, swear to God.
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
#31
Quote by tunasband
Zakk Wylde...


"looks like you've got some camo going"

"just let me pull out my buzzsaw..."

"oh... bullseye"

*refering to different paintjobs of les paul custom"
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Guitars will bring girlfriends. Girlfriends won't bring guitars.



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#32
Quote by ckellingc
I see your bluff and raise you two uggos.






hey look it's your mom and your sister!


jk

those are damn ugly
Quote by rooster456
Guitars will bring girlfriends. Girlfriends won't bring guitars.



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#33
emma watson
Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#35
You guys, its obvious Zakk Wylde pwnd this thread. He was voted sexiest guitarist by Revolver or something... AND he visits gay brothels! (or so he states in his interview).
Zakk Wylde>you.


EDIT:
See?!??!?!
#36
Well of course I'm not going to want to bang chicks that were photoshopped to be as ugly as possible.
Breedlove Studio D25/SM Acoustic
Epiphone Les Paul Custom w/ EMGs
B-52 AT-212 Tube Amp
MXR 10 Band EQ
Digitech Bad Monkey
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
#39
Insideac has a good point, I'd like to be raped by him.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
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