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#1
Hahaha, ok, listen here:
Do you know that masturbation is bad for Guitar players? you lose speed with you hand? i'm a teenager and i masturbate like... 3 times at day and i want to know if is bad for my hands and if i can lose accuracy with my hands if i keeping doing it.

Please be serius (try to...)
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#4
Should help if anything.
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#8
three times a day?? calm down, dude.
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#9
3 times a day?!?! man u r only gonna last like 3 seconds when u have sex
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#11
No, you'll be fine at playing guitar, but you'll go blind.

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3 times a day?!?! man u r only gonna last like 3 seconds when u have sex


wouldn't he last a lot longer cause he's numb to the feeling?
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where on earth did you come up with this theory? and 3 times a day?! holy **** you need a girl...



dude, im 15. no lies here, if i dont at least 4 times a day i get all cranky and ****. its a good thing to do considering ive been on tech support for the last 3 days in a row trying to trouble shoot my printer...


and no, im not all like "Oh yea, Smitha, talk nerdy to me...oh yea, just like that...mmmhmmmm...oh yea, ill check my ethernet cable for yea "
#15
you must have a very muscular right or left arm lol
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#17
Actually, masturbation makes your hand movement faster...


Oh...Only if you do it under the tempo of really fast I mean
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#21
lol seriously, where do you find the time? and man, that must get sticky lol but id have thought it would help the muscles in your arm to get used to moving fast. but then again your **** is suffering so theres an up and a down side lol.
#22
Just masturbate to a metronome to practice safe sextuplets.
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#23
Man, this guy wanks far too often.

I only tug my thomas about 2 or 3 times a week.
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dude, im 15. no lies here, if i dont at least 4 times a day i get all cranky and ****. its a good thing to do considering ive been on tech support for the last 3 days in a row trying to trouble shoot my printer...


and no, im not all like "Oh yea, Smitha, talk nerdy to me...oh yea, just like that...mmmhmmmm...oh yea, ill check my ethernet cable for yea "




that cracked me up

given your situation, it would be acceptable. but doing it 3 times a day just cause your sittin around the house bored? nooo
#26
It doesnt make your hand get slower, dumbarse


but it does make you blind.
#27
I masturbate like 5 times a day. lol.

Oh and, how does masturbation make you go blind? What the hell?
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#28
As long as you remember whether you're currently masturbating or playing guitar you should be fine.

You dont wanna be in a situation where you're bending your penis and attacking it with a pick and literally wanking the guitar.
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#29
well if you do it that many times a day where do you find the time to play the guitar?
so it could possibly slow you down because your too busy spanking the monkey rather than playing guitar lol

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#30
It will affect your guitar playing. I've never tried it but it probably won't be easy to play with come on your hands.
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#31
You dont wanna be in a situation where you're bending your penis and attacking it with a pick and literally wanking the guitar.



ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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#35
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I masturbate like 5 times a day. lol.



It's because you like Slayer.

Ummmm...masturbation shouldn't make you any worse at guitar, it might even help picking speed, I dunno.
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#36
What hand do you masturbate with? I can give you a serious answer to if it will effect your speed. Also, are you right or left handed?
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#38
It has been proven that masturbation can improve guitar playing; You can move your hand up and down the fretboard faster. (Ba-dum-bum-psh)
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#39
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Use a metronome.



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No rly?

Ya rly.
#40
stop making these threads!

This applies to all general genital threads

1-No masterbation does not cause negative side effects. Unless you do it stupidly often in which case your going to hurt it

2-Nobody cares what size your penis is.

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