oh...big deal, I know a woman whos house had been broken into, and the untruder broke his ankle trying to fall in through a window in the ceiling, he sued the woman and won.
The UG churches Tabernacle maintenence guy.

I suvived the Bannecide.
hahah thats madness
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
I could buy a plane ticket, go to that school, injure myself, claim compensation, and still have a trip to England and some money left over.
there was a theif on top of some lady's house trying to rob her and he fell through her roof and impaled himself on a kitchen knife sued her and won.
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I'd suck off my grandad while getting bummed by my dad and tossed off by my brother for a million.
What a Cunt. I hope he feels really guilty about that, I know I would.
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That's crazy, do you know which school? (I'm from Loughborough, meself)

But yeah, tis a load of balls. I don't see why my parents should have to pay for some jackass to swing on gates and sue.