#1
heyz i woz with my GF walking down da street and dis lad comes up to her and ses 'oi get ya baps out' i woz real scared of him because he could have had a knife with him but then he went home. I know where he is and i dont know wat 2 do maybe i should give him a ps2 game or a backrub or something?

tanks if u can help
#2
have buttsecks with him
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#4
Shame about the girlfriend Posts, DinkyDaisy still wants you bad.
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#8
n cos then he was all like 'oi i wanna bend you over and share blankets wit u baby and drive you in motorvehicle and text you'

so i will probs give him a playstation game
#9
Quote by bearded_monkey
You shoulda got your baps out obviously...they're only like €3.10 in a Deli...



baps mean boobies lmao
#11
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You shoulda got your baps out obviously...they're only like €3.10 in a Deli...



*reported* racist remark
#12
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*reported* racist remark

Baps are a type of bun, you know, as in roll?
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#14
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n cos then he was all like 'oi i wanna bend you over and share blankets wit u baby and drive you in motorvehicle and text you'

so i will probs give him a playstation game


Don't give him anything or he'll just come back looking for more stuff...
#15
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Don't give him anything or he'll just come back looking for more stuff...

I'd agree, but this thread reeks of fake.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#18
umm...relationship thread? I'd give better advice if I knew what the fuck you were trying to convey.
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#19
ok are you a girl too? seriously don't give him ****, just tell him to piss off like u got a pair
#20
at this entire thread.

good stuff.
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#22
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Dli's are from india not europ so you have to pay in rupees not euros :rollseyes:



That's a deli. There is one just down the road from me.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
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I'm so very...very confused right now



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#24
dude dont give him a playstation game for hitting on your girlfriend.
He might try to ride her and then expect a car.
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#25
Don't worry guys, Slut took care of them.
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#26
some guy told you girlfriend to "get her baps out", so your gonna give him a back rub...

WHAT

THE

F.....

#30
I'm not a pit mod, I can't do that. I'm getting it taken care of though.
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#33
I didn't see those baps at my deli!

EDIT: I can't believe they are still here. This is an amazing event.

EDIT2: They are gone...
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
Last edited by Metal_Rich at Jul 18, 2007,