#1
Have you ever sunged sing-songs through a magic megaphone?
When I was a kid I came up with crazy contraptions, like a
megaphone that translated flatulance into Richard Jeni jokes
(and Richard Jeni's dying moans).
I created a wacky phone book that could never be ripped, to
keep those bloated juicing show-boats at bay.
I created a drink that was bought by every hip New York
bar/club around. It was a Russian drink called The Russianator.
Ingredients:
Pour a full glass of Vodka and drink it while walking through
a thick fog.
I was down between breasts.
I was down between legs.
I was ejaculating between knee joints just to watch it
drip
drip.
There was so much wind from the friction of my body and other
bodies that it made me feel like I was riding on a sail-boat.
I came up with a club song about it.
It was bought by the same New York bars.

But I never came up with anything that'd be makin' a man
makin' a man
makin' a man
makin' a man outta me.
Poor advice.
#2
I thought it was very good. I may get back to it later, but I won't be back until monday (Ohio state lacrosse camp in Columbus). I thought the end was quite catchy but not as hard-hitting as some of your endings. I still liked it, though. I found parts of it humorous and parts pretty deep. I'm not sure about a meaning yet, but I'll look at it later. I gotta go now though.

good stuff

See ya around.
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Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
#3
Well, from what I gather the meaning is pretty much outlined in the last bit. I could, of course, be wrong. I'm usually lousy at finding out what meaning the writer intended...

I honestly don't know what to say. I've read a lot of your stuff, but I never know what to say. In a good way I think, I guess 'cause you've already just put it out there. I just decided to post on this one to let you know I enjoy reading them, although I may not understand them the way you wrote them.
#5
I like it too, although I'm not sure if it's as simple as I think it is.
マリ「しあわっせはーあるいってこないだーからあるいってゆっくんだねーん 
いっちにっちいっぽみーかでさんぽ
 さーんぽすすんでにっほさっがるー 
じーんせいはっわんつー!ぱんち・・・


"Success is as dangerous as failure. Hope is as hollow as fear." - from Tao Te Ching

#7
Every time I read one of your pieces, I burst out laughing at the genius of it. It's a good piece, don't get me wrong. I love the sick humour. Your work reminds me very much of Neil Gaimon's American Gods. It's a good book.

Crit mine?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=10048227#post10048227
Can't say I was never wrong
But some blame rests on you


Work and play they're never okay
To mix the way we do