#1
ok so fat mike wrote this really clever song called jaw knee music n im trying to figure out some of the allegories or references whatever u want to call them. heres what i got so far:

Johnny has a problem-------?
Johnny is out of control-----?
He had a TV party-------Black Flag, TV Party
With the kids in the black hole--------Adolescents, Kids of the black holw
Stealing people's mail-----------Dead Kennedys, Stealing peoples mail
And lynching the landlord-------Dead kennedys, lets lynch the landlord
Things to do when angry, young and bored------?

Johnny was only a lad------?
Johnny hates the scene-----?
First he hit an old man-----?
Then he hit and run Pauline----- X, johnney hit and run pauline
The record player spinning the best times
I never had
So why do my old records make me sad?

Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar
When out of tune
The off timing
The singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw

He's a teenage vegetable-----Reagan youth, degenerated
This is the last resort------?
He's got PCP in his veins------Reagan youth, degenerated
He lives inside a quart------?
Johnny is a punk rocker--------?
Johnny is he queer?--------?
Johnny needed two bags--------?
And a car to commandeer--------?
Johnny wasn't liked much--------?
But he had a lot of friends--------?
Waits on stage---------?
Eating ludes-----Reagan youth, degenerated
A mindless brainwashed pig--------?
Johnny was a good man----------?
Till the day that he got shot-------?
He had a jacked up chevy--------?
That could blow you off the spot------?

Johnny always needs------?
More than he takes------?
Forgets a couple chords----?
Forgets a couple breaks------?
Johnny says he's bound------?
By only six strings to this world------?
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands-----?
And Johnny Punk snorts ritilin------?
And Johnny is an angry amputee-----?


I need help filing in the blanks.
#2
Johnny Quest hates sellout bands-----?

Less than Jake - Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts

Johnny is a punk rocker--------?

Ramones - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
#3
im not too sure about the less than jake one. im pretty sure its mostly punk/hardcore bands.
#4
This is the last resort------ thats gotta be papa roach
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#5
Johnny has a problem-------?
Welll all the Johnny stuff reminds me of reagan youth.... John cant read and John cant write... and the Adicts as well..... Johnny joined the army....
#6
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This is the last resort------ thats gotta be papa roach

i can see them referencing less than jake, but not papa roach
#7
Any song referencing less than jake is not worth my time.
#8
"angry young and bored" i think is from wasted youth's young and bored


"The off timing
The singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw"


the song has to be about '80s hardcore
#10
The Johnny mentioned is prabobly a generic Reagan Youth reference
Was it polemically sent,
I Wanna know what you meant
I Wanna know,
I Wanna know what you meant
#12
^ good call.
Wow, I REALLY need to brush up on my 80's hardcore and other punk stuff.
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#13
Johnny is he queer?--------?

That's Johnny Are You Queer - Screeching Weasel
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#14
Quote by germ0cide
ok so fat mike wrote this really clever song called jaw knee music


Doesn't seem really clever to me. All he did was take well known punk song titles and randomly put them together making a song. Anybody could do that.
#15
cant give you a title but i know rancid had used that sentence also

"little johnny was a punk rocker"
#16
Quote by blackibanez
cant give you a title but i know rancid had used that sentence also

"little johnny was a punk rocker"

That's War's End and its "little sammy was a punk rocker".
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