#1
Post pictures of your own shoddy attempts at manhood!
Discuss why you can't grow one yet!
Mine's there. Most of it's that crappy blonde skinny hair that you can't see very well.

Have fun! Don't be mean. You were once their age, and void of facial hair.
#3
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Post pictures of your own shoddy attempts at manhood!
Discuss why you can't grow one yet!
Mine's there. Most of it's that crappy blonde skinny hair that you can't see very well.

Have fun! Don't be mean. You were once their age, and void of facial hair.

Yeah mines starting to come in, you can see it. it still very thin though im 16 and like 4 months
#4
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#6
My facial hair is nearly good enough to be true facial hair. But it lacks a bit in thickness and length (one time I tried to grow it for like 2 months but each hair only got to half an inch).
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#7
i'm 18 and they are just starting to get wirey and black...i fail
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#8
I'm seventeen and mine grows in pretty thick. But only on the sides of the chin, pretty thin in the middle. One time i grew them out so long i could twist them into little devil horns.
#9
I'm 20 and my facial hair (or lack thereof) is pathetic.
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#10
im about 19.5 years old, and my facial hair is fairly pathetic.

it fills in reasonably, but it wont really grow more than 1/2-3/4 inch long.
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#11
I've had a nice thick goatee for a little over 2 years now (I'm 18) and I just started a week and a half ago growing it into a full beard.
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#13
I currently have a goatee that took about 3 weeks or so, but I'm lucky enough to have pretty full facial hair.
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#14
This is mine about two months back.



I've, of course, shaved since then, and I rarely keep any hair on the sides of my fave anymore. I usually just keep my (weak) moustache and my goatee, which is great.

I'm 16, btw.
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#15
I've had sideburns since the end of my freshman year, I just shaved em off recently (Rising Junior)

My facial hair grows in down to the bottom of my jaws in the sideburn area, and I'm starting to get in a nice goatee, but I keep shaving it until it's more full...But I don't really have anything on my cheeks besides a few stray hairs...
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Oh, and I forgot to mention, I started growing facial hair around age.....12.

I think. I know I was starting to get those REALLY small chin hairs, and I hated it at the time.
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#18
14, and I have THICK sideburns, they are usually level with the bottom of my ears.

If I wanted to, I could grow a decent beard, and I'm working on a goatee at the moment.
Grew it for a month and a half, then had to shave it, so I am starting all over again.
All of my facial hair is dark brown or black, so it shows up well.

Unfortunately, I think it scares all the girls away.
#19
I'm 15 and I have more facial hair than most guys my age I'm thinking of growing side burns once this fuzzy **** stops.
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#20
I want to grow Sideburns, But Im 15... and for some reason the only facial hair I get is little blonde ones..
it sucks
#21
i've got a pretty bad ass chin hair. but i can't grow a moustache or connect my sideburns to my chin hair. so i just keep it as chin hair.
#23
I can grow Terrible sideburns and the hair is pretty thin. I can usually grow it out until it gets down to my jaw but then it turns like White and you cant see it so I don't bother keeping That stuff. The sideburns I keep are still pretty crappy, but it's summer and anyone i see doesn't really mind my terrible Sideburns. So yeah.
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#24
Can't grow facial hair, Marine Corps won't let me. Although when I went on leave for 2 weeks last year, i grew a gnarly Hulk Hogan style handlebar mustache. I wanted to cry when I had to shave it off...
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