Poll: Cheese On Toast Or Melted Cheese On Toast
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View poll results: Cheese On Toast Or Melted Cheese On Toast
Cheese On Toast
29 32%
Melted Cheese On Toast
47 51%
Um... Who Cares?
4 4%
Get A Life
12 13%
Voters: 92.
#1
Since the dawn of the invention of cheese on toast, man has wondered whether this description is true enough to this lovely snack.

Cheese on toast implies, does it not, that there is a chunk of cheese on a piece of toast? Since cheese on toast actually has melted cheese on it, the name of this snack should be melted cheese on toast.

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#3
Cheese on toast = cheese on toast toasted under a grill.

If you say otherwise I will cry. What kind of pleb eats it any other way?
#4
how's about toast on cheese? money in the bank right there...
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#6
there is no debate...cheese on toast means cheese on the toast, grilled...therefore the cheese melts and tastes soooo good, and hits sooo many spots....im gonna go make a cheese toastie right now
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#7
When you're eating chicken or something you don't call it roast chicken or fried chicken all the time do you?
#8
Quote by Guitardude19
Since the dawn of the invention of cheese on toast, man has wondered whether this description is true enough to this lovely snack.

Cheese on toast implies, does it not, that there is a chunk of cheese on a piece of toast? Since cheese on toast actually has melted cheese on it, the name of this snack should be melted cheese on toast.

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#9
Who puts a chunk of cheese on their toast and eats it? No one. Therefore, we don't need to specify its meltification :P Oh, if you do eat cheese on toast like that, you fail.
#10
Quote by radio_schizo
Cheese on toast = cheese on toast toasted under a grill.

If you say otherwise I will cry. What kind of pleb eats it any other way?


+100 AGREEEEEED! That is THE ONLY way to eat it.
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#11
Quote by radio_schizo
Cheese on toast = cheese on toast toasted under a grill.

If you say otherwise I will cry. What kind of pleb eats it any other way?


Yep. Cheese on Toast is Gods favourite dish.
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#13
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Yep. Cheese on Toast is Gods favourite dish.
With a lil Lee & Perrins sauce and stick a fork in me, i'm done.


Worster sauce = Gigawin!
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#14
cheese on toast!

you dont call beans on toast "warm beans on toast"
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#15
Cheese is the fermented brother of Satan's love piss.
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#16
Quote by Yakult
Cheese is the fermented brother of Satan's love piss.


That's why I love it so.

And you're only bitching because you're lactose intolerant
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#18
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how's about toast on cheese? money in the bank right there...


Toast Under Cheese?
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#19
It's got to be toasted cheese and pickle sandwitch. So much petter in a sandwitch.
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#20
I vote for curdled and/or aged milk layered atop, between, or around one or more slices of baked, steamed, or fried dough, yeast, flour, water, and salt, which is subsequently toasted, utilizing a Maillard Reaction. This baked/steamed/fried mixture then becomes crisp, at which point a melted or unmelted version of the curdled and/or aged milk may be placed atop, between, or around the said toasted mixture. Other concoctions of these ingredients may be used, but the simplest forms are mentioned here for the sake of simplicity.

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#22
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you have way too much freetime...


get a girlfriend maybe? A Job? Anything!!!


I thought this up whilst working..... Boring jobs FTW

(and my woman is in another country so....)
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#23
Quote by False_God
you have way too much freetime...


get a girlfriend maybe? A Job? Anything!!!


No sense of humor. Phail.

Heres what I do, butter up the bread, put the cheese on it. Then, put it in the microwave just barely long enough for the cheese to melt onto the bread; You don't want to microwave too long, otherwise the bread will be soggy.

After all that, put it into the toaster for about 2 minutes. Delicious, its as if Pepperidge farm made grilled cheese sandwiches.
#24
If you start calling it melted cheese on toast, men in white coats will take you away to the funny farm, give you a lovely 'hug yourself' jacket and a room with rubber wallpaper.
#25
Egg + Toast = Breakfast orgasms aka breakfast in bed.
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