Poll: is she hot?
Poll Options
View poll results: is she hot?
hot!
26 41%
ok
1 2%
bleh
9 14%
i wouldnt touch that with a 39 and a half foot pole
28 44%
Voters: 64.
#1
ok so my girlfriend and i argue about how hot she is
she thinks shes ugly or whatever and i /know/ shes beautiul/hot/pretty etc etc
so i know all the UGers out there are up for it.. vote on her now
lmfao yes i know this is amazingly sexist
#4
it could be that angry looking thing behind the mountain dew
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#6
Quote by sketchy z
it could be that angry looking thing behind the mountain dew

You mean.............


THAT OTHER MOUNTAIN DEW!?!?!?!?!?
I will make you change your mind.

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#8
s0o0o0o0o0 hott!!!!
*-)
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#10
Quote by Mindchanger
You mean.............


THAT OTHER MOUNTAIN DEW!?!?!?!?!?


lol well obviously
GO Islanders!

J!E!T!S! JETS JETS JETS!!!!!
#11
wow this is gay...no offense...it just is...wow
SHOWBREAD

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#13
gorge.
ous.
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2. Get lotion.
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4. ???
5. PROFIT!

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#14
HAHA mountain dew sounds so american! i want some!!!
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#16
Dude, I think your girlfriend is a dude.
I don't always post in the threads but when I do its random and pointless because I'm ignorant enough to think you care.
#19
When I didn't spy anything that looked remotely female in the pic, my gaze next fell on the napkin...

ewwww....
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#20
Wtf?
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#22
The Mountain Dew or the troll behind it?
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It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
#23
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+1
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#25
Of course she is beautiful. Just tell her she is delicious and she keeps you going in life with her high caffeine content.
#26
Mountain Dew - hot
Cheese-stained napkin - hot
Person at computer - a dude?
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Man that's badass.


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#28
Quote by Alicee
Am I the only one that realizes this is a mock thread?


No, your observation is lost on us.

Now go vote!
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#29
this is some sort of sikk joke...
and i want NO part of it!

/exits thread
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im american but i think canada would win. they would probably lay low until everyone took each other out and then finish the last one standing off in one fell swoop. sneaky bastards.
#31
Dude, I hate it when my Mountain Dew is hot...

Who the hell enjoys hot soda???
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

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#34
Quote by str84ever
This is either a mock thread or

This guy has posted the wrong picture.


Bingo. Someone posted a thread exactly like this with a picture of his girlfriend.
The exact same words and the exact same poll options.

I found this thread really funny.
#36
Quote by zippidyduda
Dude, I hate it when my Mountain Dew is hot...

Who the hell enjoys hot soda???


Man, I enjoy my soda burning with the intensity of 10000 exploding suns.
Hot soda pwns. It's when it gets too cold that it's bad.
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