#1
Well this is strange, but i had a dream where I was in a fight against 8 dudes and they were beating me, I was on the floor crying and they were kicking and hitting me. But the most weird thing is that when i woke up i saw that i was all covered with bruises.

Anyone had an experience like that? Or just tell your most weird and crazy dream


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#2
Maybe it wasnt a dream?! What if they really knocked you out and you just woke up from a coma?!?!?!?!
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#6
maybe you accidentally beat yourself up during the night. like a wet dream...but with your fists.....
#9
my friend (Porn_Smuggler) had a dream where, long story short, someone had a knife too her and they dropped it and it cut her leg and then she ran to her car to escape and drove away. when she woke up in the morning she was in the car with her hands on the steering wheel and keys in the ignition (car was not on) and she had a cut on her leg.
#10
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#11
Maybe it's some type of lucid dreaming sleep walking fusion thing.


Or maybe God's playing a prank on you.
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#12
just put icy hot on it..


the bruises will heal right up
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#13
there's some physio-psychological condition where you believe so much in the dream that your body reacts to what you are imagining.. this is also the apparent reason to all the weird stuff during "possessions"
#14
Im sorry to tell you this

It means you have AIDS


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#17
I had a thread about my dreams last night...I try to kill my friends in them.
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#19
i had the same kind of thing happen to me and found out that it was demonic possession. i broke in to a church and stole a crucifix and some holy water. i hung the crucifix above my bed, put a bible under my pillow, and drank the holy water (which burned like hell by the way, it made my eyes bleed!) but after that everything was fine. just go to church a lot
#20
I had a dream that I was having sex and when I woke up I found out I had a prostitutes decapitated head in my pants with her lips around my chubby, which was very sticky for some reason.


JK...


or am I?


yeah I am joking.


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i had the same kind of thing happen to me and found out that it was demonic possession. i broke in to a church and stole a crucifix and some holy water. i hung the crucifix above my bed, put a bible under my pillow, and drank the holy water (which burned like hell by the way, it made my eyes bleed!) but after that everything was fine. just go to church a lot


Oh dang if i was demoniacally possessed that would be awesome.
I could have a insane metal band and play devil music



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