#1
Hi, I just turned 17, and i was wondering if anyone has the same problem as me. The problem is that i can't cum, unless i am laying down, with my knees locked, and feet stretched out, which means that i cannot cum while sitting down, nor standing up. What should i do, because i don't want to stay like this for the rest of my life. Is anyone else like this?
#2
No but on the good side of things you will last longer in bed just stand to Fuck Lol.
Im sure it will get better though if not see your gp/doctor


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#3
ahahah, I laughed so ****ing hard. UG is the go to place when your balls itch/burn/don't work.

But seriously, you have teh AIDs.
#5
Hey, I am kinda like that too. I can probably cum standing up, but I wouldn't like it, but I always have to have my leg stretched out and knees locked like you! Weird...
But I can do it sitting up, I've never tried standing though. I recommend you try it standing up and see what happens, because it's obviously not an actual "problem" with your body, it's just mental.
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#7
If you can't get somebody else to do it for you, you might as well just stop doing it. I just read on Wikipedia that men who are only able to ejaculate with clenched knees have a much higher chance of being homosexual. Try some homo-porno. Fag.
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Hey, I am kinda like that too. I can probably cum standing up, but I wouldn't like it, but I always have to have my leg stretched out and knees locked like you! Weird...
But I can do it sitting up, I've never tried standing though. I recommend you try it standing up and see what happens, because it's obviously not an actual "problem" with your body, it's just mental.


Ya i can do it little standing up, but i have to have my back against against a wall to have my feet stretched out.
#11
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you have cancer. you have 12 hours to live


Grow up man, my grandmother died of cancer and my mom has it.
#12
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If you can't get somebody else to do it for you, you might as well just stop doing it. I just read on Wikipedia that men who are only able to ejaculate with clenched knees have a much higher chance of being homosexual. Try some homo-porno. Fag.

If your serious can you give me the link?
#13
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Grow up man, my grandmother died of cancer and my mom has it.


Get a life. My aunt has it and my grandfather died of it a few months ago. Nobody is trying to make a tangent to your problems, so get laid and quit being such a whiny little kid.
#14
Quote by maroon5mustdie
If you can't get somebody else to do it for you, you might as well just stop doing it. I just read on Wikipedia that men who are only able to ejaculate with clenched knees have a much higher chance of being homosexual. Try some homo-porno. Fag.

and what did you look up to find this article?
#15
Lol this is the best place to discuss ejaculatory problems... but to answer you try leaving yourself alone for a few weeks ya filthy bas!! :p
#16
at least u can jerk off and not have to worry about cleaning up after urslef
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#18
wait, if you just turned 17, why does your name say "1990"? not trying to call you out or anything, just sayin' that this is the internet, you don't have to lie about your age unless you're trying to get onto porn sites.
I will fuc
#19
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If you can't get somebody else to do it for you, you might as well just stop doing it. I just read on Wikipedia that men who are only able to ejaculate with clenched knees have a much higher chance of being homosexual. Try some homo-porno. Fag.

Lol.


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#20
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Cancer is a very serious thing, I told him to grow up because that was a very immature thing to say.


Do you honestly expect people to be mature on the internet? Just a thought.

Go see a doctor though. That ain't right, boy.
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#21
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But seriously, you have teh AIDs.



Dude aids is a serious thing, do you know how many people die of it.
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#22
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wait, if you just turned 17, why does your name say "1990"? not trying to call you out or anything, just sayin' that this is the internet, you don't have to lie about your age unless you're trying to get onto porn sites.


It's 2007. People born in 1990 will turn 17 this year.
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#23
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Cancer is a very serious thing, I told him to grow up because that was a very immature thing to say.


From this statement it's blatently obvious your new.


This is The Pit.

Mature doesn't exist here.
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#24
Just trust me about the knee-clenched-gay thing. It's there. Why would I lie?

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Cancer is a very serious thing, I told him to grow up because that was a very immature thing to say.


No, it's very immature to cry and get self-defensive every time somebody mentions cancer. Now go touch yourself. We all know you want to. The main purpose of starting this thread was to enable yourself to masturbate more.
#25
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wait, if you just turned 17, why does your name say "1990"? not trying to call you out or anything, just sayin' that this is the internet, you don't have to lie about your age unless you're trying to get onto porn sites.


There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#26
LOL its 2007 this year mate 1990-2007 be 17... that wasnt amazin maths btw that was actually cause i was born then :p medical help should be seeked... that or some homo porn :/ but i wouldnt be so trusting of that.
#27
Quote by johnsmith1990
Cancer is a very serious thing, I told him to grow up because that was a very immature thing to say.



Agreed, cancer is a serious thing, but there is also a crude humor around it.

Meh, everyone just forget this cancer business and please get back to the original point of the thread.


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#28
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wait, if you just turned 17, why does your name say "1990"? not trying to call you out or anything, just sayin' that this is the internet, you don't have to lie about your age unless you're trying to get onto porn sites.

I was borne July 4, 1990 . 2007-1990=17