#1
...at 8:17am. Great way to start the day.


When I was 7 years old, my grandpa would have me make his coffee for him. The man was 100% Irish. He took his coffee as such:

Grandpa's Morning Coffee
  • Half cup full of black coffee
  • Half cup full of Cinnamon Schnaaps.


I tried it once. 11 years later, it's still not very good.
#2
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#5
I thought it was some sort of sexual innuendo like a 'Boston Steamer'...but no! It's just a drink
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#8
Well, personally I think that 8:17 am it too early to have a drink. But as my deceased alcoholic father used to say, ".. its got to be 11:00 o'clock somewhere..."
#9
pfttttt white russians are ok....but if you want a MANS cocktail try


2 measures of vodka
2 measures of white rum
2 measures of gin

ice
coke
ginger beer


2 of them and your on your merry way
#10
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was he an "Alcho-Pop" get it?


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#11
Mmm, after Baileys, white Russians are definitely my favorite drink.

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#14
White Russians are the shiznit
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