#5
I love how it says that wikihow's not supposed to have joke pages, then you stumble on gems like this.
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#8
^^I know.. No joke pages indeed.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fight-Like-the-Apes-in-%22Planet-of-the-Apes%22

EDIT - an extract from one of the ones on uncyclopedia :

"If you want to look like a retard in public, you could continuously try and bum rape a tree. You could press all the buttons when you get in an elevator. That would be retarded. You could crash your car for no reason. By the way you will probably get arrested for most of these things. You could expose your genitals in public. These are just suggestions though. The true fun of being a retard is being creative."
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Last edited by fridge_raider at Jul 21, 2007,
#10
"Do not try ape style against actual apes or gorillas or they will tear your arms off."
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#12
Quote by fridge_raider
^^I know.. No joke pages indeed.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fight-Like-the-Apes-in-%22Planet-of-the-Apes%22

EDIT - an extract from one of the ones on uncyclopedia :

"If you want to look like a retard in public, you could continuously try and bum rape a tree. You could press all the buttons when you get in an elevator. That would be retarded. You could crash your car for no reason. By the way you will probably get arrested for most of these things. You could expose your genitals in public. These are just suggestions though. The true fun of being a retard is being creative."


i think i might try that sometime hahahahah
#13
shower with the lights off


lmao yeah cos thats safe...


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#14
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"Do not try ape style against actual apes or gorillas or they will tear your arms off."

haha

I'm literally laughing like crazy at that

EDIT: Hell, I'm sigging it
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#15
i liked the open a pop can
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#16
"Do not try ape style against actual apes or gorillas or they will tear your arms off."

genious
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#17
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haha

I'm literally laughing like crazy at that

EDIT: Hell, I'm sigging it


You should change the name in your sig to wikihow, that's where I got it from.
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#18
The Ape one and Ice Creaam one are just classic

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#21
i LOLED

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"You must now toss away the veneer of the hard edged mobster and revert to the stupid crying sissy you really are. Run. Run like hell. Try to zig-zag: if he's not packing automatic heat, it'll be hard for him to hit you. Unfortunately for you, since you're reading Uncyclopedia, you're probably a fat ****, and therefore unable to run further that fifteen metres with a tail wind, down a hill covered with ball bearings."


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Unfortunately for you, since you're reading Uncyclopedia, you're probably a fat ****, and therefore unable to run further that fifteen metres with a tail wind, down a hill covered with ball bearings."


Hah, that's made my morning!

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These are great!
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“Getting banned is one of those life phases; like puberty or world domination”
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