#3
Obviously you don't try very hard.

I have a closet with a rainbow of plaid shorts. I must have about 9 pairs.

What is my secret?

Go to ****ing Modell's or Macy's/JC Penny's.
#8
if you wannabe be punk make your own..... finds some plaid pajama pants or something and cut them into shorts or something, be creative.
#9
What's with plaid shorts lately? It seems like every other person walking down the street is wearing plaid shorts.
#10
^I'm wearing black and white plaid bermuda shorts. They're soft and comfy and don't make me look fat.

I like 'em.
"The poor didn't want this one."