Obviously you don't try very hard.

I have a closet with a rainbow of plaid shorts. I must have about 9 pairs.

What is my secret?

Go to ****ing Modell's or Macy's/JC Penny's.
if you wannabe be punk make your own..... finds some plaid pajama pants or something and cut them into shorts or something, be creative.
What's with plaid shorts lately? It seems like every other person walking down the street is wearing plaid shorts.
^I'm wearing black and white plaid bermuda shorts. They're soft and comfy and don't make me look fat.

I like 'em.
"The poor didn't want this one."