What are they? and whats the difference between 500k and 250k? I might be an idiot for asking but I want to know.
It controls how loud your guitar is, duh.

A 500K pot will be brighter than a 250K pot because it will bleed less high frequencies to ground. 500K pots are most common on guitars with humbuckers because they usually need some help in the brightness department.
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18 Watt!