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#2
At least spell Bruce Lee's name correctly.

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#6
Steven Seagal. He would look you straight in the eye, and say "You're dead." And then he would shoot you. What are they gonna do with there karate moves now? Nothing because Steven will shoot them. More like Walker Dead-xas Ranger and Fists of Bruce Lee is dead from steven seagal.


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#11
Steven Seagal > All "Martial Arts" Actors, he is really a martial artist (so is Chuck and so was bruce and some others) but he still can kick some ass..

Aikido > All
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#13
Where's the Fedor Emelianenko option?
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#15
Quote by Necrolust
Steven Seagal > All "Martial Arts" Actors, he is really a martial artist (so is Chuck and so was bruce and some others) but he still can kick some ass..

Aikido > All


Steven Seagal destroys everybody else. Bruce Lee is a close second.

Aikido is lots of fun too.
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Steven Seagal > All "Martial Arts" Actors, he is really a martial artist (so is Chuck and so was bruce and some others) but he still can kick some ass..

Aikido > All


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#19
Yeah, I started martial arts at the age of 4 with Aikido, at 10 I started Kick boxing (still continuing practicing Aikido), then muay Thai,.

I still continue with Aikido, Kick Boxing and Muay Thai are very strong, raw and violent martial arts but I preffer Aikido, it has so much more to give to you, after 17 years of Aikido I'm still learning new stuff..

Seagal has 10 Dans at Aikido and he really owns this sport, he was a student of Morihei Ueshiba (the creator of Aikido) so he's preety good, lol..

EDIT : before you make fun, I didn't actually start punches and joint locks at 4, I was an observer in order to see what the hell is going on, I started with locks etc at 7.
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#20
Have you seen Fist Of Fury?

Bruce Lee puts t3h pwnz0rz on Chuck Norris by snapping that bitches right leg
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#22
That one black guy that was Chuck Norris' side-kick in Walker Texas Ranger.

He'll pwn both their faces off.
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Did you know the only person to ever beat Bruce Li in a martial arts tournament was Chuck Norris?
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Did you know the only person to ever beat Bruce Li in a martial arts tournament was Chuck Norris?

Did you not see the video where Lee snapped his wussy neck?
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#27
Mr. T would kill them both, then pity them.
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#28
Tony Jaa, he's the new chuck. soon he will have twice as many one liners as chuck. and bruce lee is Tony's bitch. we all know that.
chuck just watches.
#29
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Did you not see the video where Lee snapped his wussy neck?


It's a movie, who cares. Besides, who is still alive today?

Chuck > Bruce
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#30
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Did you know the only person to ever beat Bruce Li in a martial arts tournament was Chuck Norris?

Sure bud. Bruce Lee was probably the first mixed martial artist, and he pioneered a new style, AND he achieved near perfect physical capabilities through intense training.

Bruce Lee, obviously. Chuck Norris isn't funny and he sucks, in real life and in movies. Name one good Chuck Norris movie? That's right. None. Missing in Action sucked as well.
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#32
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Sure bud. Bruce Lee was probably the first mixed martial artist, and he pioneered a new style, AND he achieved near perfect physical capabilities through intense training.

Bruce Lee, obviously. Chuck Norris isn't funny and he sucks, in real life and in movies. Name one good Chuck Norris movie? That's right. None. Missing in Action sucked as well.


You know, I didn't just pull that out of my ass, and it's not some "Chuck Norris Fact", it's actually truth. I'll try to find something about it tomorrow.
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#33
Not even a fair fight. GG.
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I'd say Segal or Norris
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actually chuck norris = pwnage

Bruce lee Would beat both their asses at the same time.
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