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Press CTRL - V, and give an explanation as to why it's there.

Mine:

1. Age?
2. In school - what grade?
3. What instruments do you play?
4. If any, how long?
5. Are you male or female?
6. Virgin?
7. How often do you masturbate a week?
8. Do you drive?
9. Have both parents?
10. Do any drugs?
11. How often do you do them?
12. How long have you been doing them?
13. Ever been in trouble with the law?
14. If so, what for?
15. Single or taken?
16. Pregnant, or have any kids?
17. What would you do if you were super admin for a day?
18. Do you ride dirt-bikes or motorcycles?
19. Ride minibikes?
20. Skateboard?
21. When's your birthday?
22. Where were you born?
23. Favorite game system?
24. Favorite genre's of music?
25. Least favorite UG'er?
26. Ugliest UG'er?
27. Favorite UG'er?
28. Hottest UG'er?
29. Any siblings?
30. How many, if any?
31. Do you wipe your butt standing up, or sitting?
32. Do you use a washcloth, or just soap while showering?
33. What's your hairstyle?
34. Have a myspace, what is it?
35. Are you in a band?
37. *********?
38. What's your favorite holiday?
39. Favorite time of year?
40. Favorite food?
41. Do you have a job?
42. Do you want a job?
43. If you have a job, do you like it?
44. Ever been fired?
45. If so, what for?
46. Did you noticed that I missed #36?
47. Did you check to see if I actually did?
48. Did you noticed I missed #16?
49. If you could go ANYWHERE in the universe, where would you go?
50. If I paid you $450.00, would you suck on my biggest toe?


Uh, because of that survey thread.

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#3
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1xZVTps2PH8

I was talking about my favourite scene from Kill Bill with a friend.
Elle Driver FTW!
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#13
a...pre...she....8....shun

I was mocking someone's botched spelling of appreciation.
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Everytime I go into the guitar shop and ask for a G-String the shopkeeper always makes that TERRIBLE joke about it not being an underwear shop

So next time I go in I'm gonna ask for a thong
#16
=(m+v*depth)/(cw+sw)-msum/fsum

i believe its a formula from work a few mins ago lol
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This might just be the smartest guy in The Pit. I didn't believe Ethan when he told me there were smart people in The Pit But I was wrong.

yeah, thats me

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#18
Grylls also led the first unassisted crossing of the frozen north Atlantic Ocean in an open rigid inflatable boat.

(Was showing my friend how silly MvW is. From their website)
Bear Gryll, host of Man Vs Wild, Rowed across a frozen body of water in a boat. I'm not sure I trust him with survival information if he cant be bothered to either define his feats correctly or get up and walk.
#19
1. Age?
2. In school - what grade?
3. What instruments do you play?
4. If any, how long?
5. Are you male or female?
6. Virgin?
7. How often do you masturbate a week?
8. Do you drive?
9. Have both parents?
10. Do any drugs?
11. How often do you do them?
12. How long have you been doing them?
13. Ever been in trouble with the law?
14. If so, what for?
15. Single or taken?
16. Pregnant, or have any kids?
17. What would you do if you were super admin for a day?
18. Do you ride dirt-bikes or motorcycles?
19. Ride minibikes?
20. Skateboard?
21. When's your birthday?
22. Where were you born?
23. Favorite game system?
24. Favorite genre's of music?
25. Least favorite UG'er?
26. Ugliest UG'er?
27. Favorite UG'er?
28. Hottest UG'er?
29. Any siblings?
30. How many, if any?
31. Do you wipe your butt standing up, or sitting?
32. Do you use a washcloth, or just soap while showering?
33. What's your hairstyle?
34. Have a myspace, what is it?
35. Are you in a band?
37. *********?
38. What's your favorite holiday?
39. Favorite time of year?
40. Favorite food?
41. Do you have a job?
42. Do you want a job?
43. If you have a job, do you like it?
44. Ever been fired?
45. If so, what for?
46. Did you noticed that I missed #36?
47. Did you check to see if I actually did?
48. Did you noticed I missed #16?
49. If you could go ANYWHERE in the universe, where would you go?
50. If I paid you $450.00, would you suck on my biggest toe?

Yeah, me too.
#21
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#25
3. If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go?

AS long as Mexico was bombed


#32
hayden panetierre

(I saw all the hype about her on UG and dident know who she was so i googled her )


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one time i masturbated into a pumpkins. needless to say
PWNED


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#33
Kayleigh Pearson

The pics in the Hot Chicks Thread were to small so i Googled her
#34



i was in the metal pictures thread, its not funny but i tried.

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#36
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO, YO:
Type your name.
Slam your hand on the keyboard.
Make up an acronym with the letters you hit.

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Shannon-iofd- i own foriegn donkeys

Kaitlyn- bgtfv - big giant toasty freakin veggies =]

Sydnee-gyukf- Gay yellow unicorns kick flies

Lindsay O-sdf-Seven Dumb Frogs

Brian-bhj-Big Horses Jump

Rachel-nhj-Never hump jason

Natalie-vggh-Vasealine goes get home

Kasey-76gftr9t- 76 giraffes flick toothpicks rapidly 9 times

Alex-vnjsb-Veronica needs jerry soo bad

Joshuah-wifug-What if fred under goes

Alia-sgh-Shea Gregory herron-LMAO thats my brother!

Darwan-hyu-Holey yellow unicyles

Daniel-kwjdf-Kangaroos walk just down fields

Joe-df-Dumb ****ers

Emily-rjy-Run justin yeah

Kim-sdfkj-So does fred kick joey?

Dan-g,ckly-Go, cut kelseys lucky yarn

Carol-fm-Franky moves

Russ-fjs-Flippin jack sparro

Patrick-sjkf-Suck jimmys korney feet

Riley-fjks-Forget jumping kicking suzy

Brianna-fm,s-Four malls suck

Rick-fdk-Forget dumping Kasey

Greg-sfk-Seven Frogs kick

Kayla-weuifh-We eat unicycles if friends hate

Jerrianne-cfm,ds-Come **** mother,dont sneak

Drea - stfhcs - so totally ****ing hott cant standd =]

Jessica♥ -rfwtm-really fukin worth trying me

Jami-bhk-biking hoes kyaking lmao hahahaha idk lmao

Jessica-- slhf -- Sluts laughing hystarivcally fruits. idk?

Sophia- yggfu- your girly girl friend frees underwear

Corinne-hfgcb-hey fag get combfortable baby

Amber- jhv- jocks have vaginas

Lexy- adspw- amber [the one above me] dates spider pigs weekly?

Zack---pmid---paul mccartny is dead??

anna---guyht---girls use yellow hair ties.

Michelle--- oaif- Oh, Arnold is firey? lmao idk (:

andre- jhymf jesus hates you, motha ****er

Maya- vrd - vicious rapping ducks

Cierra-dgfh-- dude get ****ing high

sarahh-mjyhhhft--my jacket yelled hippy hi how for teddy haha

gv- ldbgrg - ladys damn boy grab rope gently? hahaha lmao

Anna-ssojl-someone special on junkmail lost?? (ahaha wow)

tami-fdghjklg-fudge doggie goodness how jumbo kan life get?

chrissy- hp- hyper penguins

victoria- gtsu - great teletubies suck umbrellas

josephine - bgf - burger girls fly

Tiana- yntm - youre nothing to me

Stephanie*hks*hey kiddo, !SKEET!

Amanda.- jk- just kidding.

Samantha - dbioynbh - David Beckham is on your new base head

Karen- higjnhm- hulk is giant, just not his mom =D

Nicole- dfas- dont fck a sheep xD

Cherry - kljhh - Kevin lent Joe his hairbrush

Sarah- kajfbn- Kevin and Joe fell behind Nick

Taya- hjdnhb - Holy Jonas did Nick have babies (haha)

Kristen- gbn - good boy nick

Joelle-dktjials-Desiree kay thinks Joelle is a little slut!!
haha

Corey-4rfedc-4 ritcheous frogs erect dane cook

Amber-fgfsbb-fricken gay fags suck big balls

Kiersten-- hjonm- Hello Joe On Northern Mighigan

Corey- 8vbtyvf - 8 vicious babies taming yummy violent freckles

Marisa - sojiu - so outside just is ugly

alaina-uhyj-unicorns hide yellow jumpers

Kaitlyn- flug- fck like ur gay... yea there ya go

Abby-gvbh-give vitamin baby hugs

scooter-iedmadl- i eat dog meat all day long! (haha ewww)

britney-asd- angel stalkes danny .....idk

Danny-pbn-poop balls nigguh!

Cheyenne-bv-bitch vitamins

Jessica-ph penis head.......ahahahaha

miaa- mnbn... ->miss new berry necceseties.

Chris-baw..8==> balls and weiners

scotty~jhbn~jews have big nuts

Makayla-- gfty--gonna fall towards yu.

Aleah-ldt-lets do this

Stephanie - yhu (( i used my head LMAO!!!)) - you hate urself! LMAO!

Kevin- kmkji kevin must kill joey immediately (hahahahahaha thats my brother hahahahah)

Connor-kltomwaf (kevin licks toads on monday wednsday and friday) BURN!!


lala: gjptmo. grab jimmy's penis that's my order.

chelsea- fgcd- **** george can die ((YESS

emma.- nmjh- no marching jessica hannon!!! (LOL.)

kate- hyju- hey you just uranus .....??????

Sarah -tjksy - try jogging kangaroo style yearly

Kylie-hfaijk-how far along is joe king. haa

EARNIE--yifdkl---yucky iguanas find donkeys killing llamas

STEPHANIE*: tfgc = tits **** giant cocks. <---LMFAO

Taaylor~ogft= Oh God ****ing TITIES!

Dylayna :] -oaseifj -oh ass sucking elephant i ****ed jack. [best i could do lol]

Carly- hyg - hi ya george. <---idk lol
paige-gbao- good BOBO appreciates oranges!!!

Tyler-fms-**** me sideways =]]]]]]

Samantha--ghbr--girls have boys reeled <

Sam-ilua-i love unicorns alot

KENZIE-ghg-girls have guts!

Rachel- urh- u r hot..lol

Emily-gfskld-go feed some kind little donkeys

Grant- mhjacg - more honey jessica and count giraffs

Lindsey-gui - girrl ur incredible

Heather-vfbg- very fat blue goats

Steph and Bron - skdfjdf - stupid kids digging for junk down far..lol idkk.

kIM-dfjk-Dylan ****s Jumbo Kitties :]

Meghan - bvgfr - big violent girls fast run. haha i have no idea.

Cory - rauos - red animal uses open suprises

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